A guy tried to turn me straight. To impress me, he kidnapped a bunch of different reptiles from the pet store. Ladies, that is the way to my heart.
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
HumorTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.
Dream 1
A guy tried to turn me straight. To impress me, he kidnapped a bunch of different reptiles from the pet store. Ladies, that is the way to my heart.
