-Every time you breathe, your lungs twerk.
-My friend and I mistook CPR dummies for raw chickens.
-I'm watching Supernatural like the sad rat I am, and Sam (not me) starts bleeding from his eyes. Instead of my brain saying "Hecky heck he's bleeding from his eyes," it said "Hecky heck he's bleeding blood." Bleeding. Blood. Someone pick up their pet idiot I need someone to control me so I don't say stuff like this out loud.
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
HumorTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.
