-Learn to play Toxic on violin and play it at every opportunity
-Name my car Gabria. It's airbag spelled backwards.
-Plug up an electric harmonica/ kazoo or something and connect the mouthpiece to an oxygen tank and leave it somewhere in my house for someone else to find.
YOU ARE READING
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
HumorTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.
