-Write Bill Nye x reader fanfic because I can't find any and I feel like reading about him grabbing your face and moving it like he does the camera would be hilarious
-Inhale helium through my nose and see if it still does The Thing
-Get an eyebrow piercing because I want to mess up my body so BAD and it will scare my grandparents and they're so out of date, making it even funnier.
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
HumorTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.
