-Ordering animal teeth or fake teeth online and putting them in a bin so I can shake it at salespeople and make guests touch them. Initiation.
-If and when I propose to a radical dame, I will put the ring in a shoebox so she has a warning of the stupidity she must put up with. "Hey babe look at these sick new shoes I got SIKE MARRY ME"
-Convince someone that people who cut hair for girls is called a Barbra
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
HumorTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.
