-Darth Vader is Senator Palpatine's pet emo.
-Jack the Ripper was never a person. It was an angry unicorn that mutilated the pure of heart with its horn. That's why they couldn't find who did it. He could just be by the nearest carriage or stable and no one would think twice.
-In Toy Story, the army men can look through binoculars made of the same green plastic as them. That implies that they see each other with transparent skin.
YOU ARE READING
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
HumorTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.
