-Sneak into a Catholic Church and have my first communion without anyone knowing and also setting off my gluten intolerance
-Find someone who plays bagpipes so I can ask them to play the Friends theme song.
-Wing eyeliner until it connects with the end of my eyebrow and makes one weird line.
YOU ARE READING
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
HumorTo give you some comic relief after you read my poetry. These are dreams I've had, thoughts, and Evil Plans. Welcome, and prepare for a tour through a hellscape like no other.
