FUNNY ME STORY

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A/N: So this happened to me yesterday.


I was in my bedroom reading Wattpad when all of a sudden my lights start flickering. So I'm in here freaking out and my first thought is:

"THE DEMOGORGON."

I was so scared that I grabbed my baseball bat (yes I play baseball) and stood behind the closed door. 

Mind you, the lights are still flickering, and I can't see a thing I'm doing so when the door creaks open I swing the bat HARD.

GUESS WHO IT WAS.

MY OLDER BROTHER.

HE WAS MESSING WITH THE LIGHTS TO SCARE ME.


So I hit him in the face with the bat when I swung.

AND I GAVE HIM A BLACK EYE.


"OWWWW ALICE!!!!" 


So he was kinda dazed, looking like he lost a fight to an alley gang, I was yelling 'sorry' over and over again, and he's just looking around aimlessly.

Then he sees my computer. And he just goes:


"Is that Wattpad?

I totally blanked. "Um...No..?"


He rubs his forehead, which is bleeding like hell. Then he asks me:


"What are you reading? Leo Valdez x Reader? Ew."

"Stop, Lucas!"

"I'm gonna tell Mom!!"

"LUCAS YOU (FEMALE DOG) I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS IF YOU TELL MOM YOU PIECE OF SHI-"


This is how blackmail is born.


This actually happened and it was too funny not to share XD

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