Avengers Group Chat

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AnOutsider- so Hannibal is apparently pan

AnOutsider- does that make him a

AnOutsider- Pan-nibal?

WinterSoldier- this is why we broke up

AnOutsider- wasn't that to your taste?

WinterSoldier- I will fight you

AnOutsider- they're nacho kind of jokes?

IrnTny- what the fuck Loki

AnOutsider- why don't we taco-bout it?

CawCawFuckers- this is why we broke up

YourGrandMaster- you're all so mean

HatefulFalcon- who the fuck are you

IrnTny- it's too early for this

AStranger- Tony it's 7pm

IrnTny- I should be asleep

AStranger- I should be doing the woohoo but someone's running late

IrnTny- not my fault that there's a traffic jam

AnOutsider- can't relate

IrnTny- were you having sex when you came up with that pun

AnOutsider- no

YourGrandMaster- yes

AnOutsider- can't prove it

YourGrandMaster- you laughed at your own joke for ten minutes while we were aggressively cuddling

IrnTny- what the fuck

HatefulFalcon- I haven't had a bit of the adult nap time in a while

WinterSoldier- a bit of crumpet

IrnTny- what's going on

AnOutsider- I miss the whole bam-bam in the ham

YourGrandMaster- then how about we go clean up the cobwebs with the womb broom

IrnTny- what the fuck

IrnTny- I hope this is sex talk and not cannibalism

AnOutsider- cannibalism is weird and technically legal

IrnTny- I don't want to know why you know that

WinterSoldier- Hannibal was onto something

AnOutsider- eat the rude and the rich

IrnTny- well you've already eaten me ;)

WinterSoldier- is there anyone Loki hasn't had sex with

AnOutsider- Eh probably not

AnOutsider- I get bored

YourGrandMaster- I taught you well

AnOutsider- :)

HatefulFalcon- who the fuck is that

WinterSoldier- Loki's new boyfriend

HatefulFalcon- thought you three were together?

WinterSoldier- yeah shit didn't work out

AnOutsider- I got distracted

HatefulFalcon- Loki you confuse me

AnOutsider- gender confuses me

AnOutsider- can it just

AnOutsider- fuck off

WinterSoldier- be gone thot

IrnTny- pronoun check?

AnOutsider- fuck gender fuck people fuck society fuck everything

IrnTny- okay thanks for that

AnOutsider- I don't know

IrnTny- and that's okay

IrnTny- gender is fluid and it takes time to figure it out

IrnTny- just take care of yourself and remember that you're valid

WinterSoldier- yeah, just stay safe

AnOutsider- :)

AnOutsider- Love you guys

HatefulFalcon- right now you can all go back to shooting the meat rocket into the sausage wallet

IrnTny- WHAT THE FUCK

A.N-

Thank you all for reading! I found a website full of sex euphemisms and honestly haven't been able to stop laughing since so that explains this chapter!

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