Fun
^Kitty Gang be like-
Also that song comes from the album Suga so...
:P It's perfect
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I actually allowed myself to have some fun with Kitty at the beach. We mostly just spent time where the water hit the shore. I played with sand and he tried to search for sea glass.
Eventually I joined him and we found a handful of sea-softened pieces of brown glass. I put them all in my pocket and we sat in the sand, looking for more.
"I never thought I would actually have fun here." I admitted, playing with the sand.
"Really?" He leaned closer. "I have to admit, you're much more attractive when you're happy."
I looked out onto the blue horizon. "Savor it. I won't be like this for another thousand years."
He laughed, slapping sand onto my arm. "Yeah, sure." I glanced at him. "You truly aren't capable of having as much fun as a normal person."
I shrugged. "I guess."
He leaned his head against me and I looked at him. His hair was stiff and sticky from the saltwater. I touched it, and he looked at me.
He looked like he was about to say something so I kissed his forehead PURELY to shut him up. And it worked. He stared at me, wide eyed, smiling the tiniest bit. He went back to playing with the sand, satisfied.
I heard a splat nearby and saw Kitty freeze. Someone had thrown sand at his back. I looked around to see who it was and noticed a middle aged man giving us the evil eye.
"Kitty, don't look behind you."
"FAGGOT!" The man screamed.
Kitty tensed. "Agust, I'm going to look behind myself and murder whoever just said that."
"GAY WHORE!"
"Kitty, don't you dare." I whispered.
"Why can't anything just be perfect?" He hissed. "I'm going to track him down and murder him."
I leaned closer and whispered, "Do that later. Okay?"
He pouted. "Okay." He leaned against me and put his hands in the sand. "Why can't anything be perfect?"
Despite my better judgement I asked, "What do you mean?"
He took a breath. "Everytime I spend time with you, someone or something gets in the way."
That's not... wait that is true.
I turned behind me and saw people already surrounding the man. I smirked a little. "Karma." I whispered.
"I don't believe in karma." He mumbled, rubbing sand between his hands. "Like, sure, people make bad decisions. Why does life have to humiliate them further?"
"Is that what happened to you?"
He stood up and wiped the sand off his legs. "I don't talk about myself." He paused. "Except for that one time." He started to walk deeper into the water and I followed. I wanted to prod him more.
We stopped when the water was just under his chest. He looked back at the shore and I followed his line of sight. He jumped onto my back, nearly knocking me over.
"Hey!" I grabbed his arms, which were around my neck, in surprise. "Don't do that, you idiot." He rested his head on my shoulder and hummed. I sighed. "Why do you torture me like this?"
"Like what?" I didn't respond and he giggled.
It was silent, and I took that precious time to gather my thoughts. While Kitty and I were wading in the ocean, police and bounty hunters were searching for us. Someone could have noticed us already.
Kitty seemed so calm about it. Well, I guess he could just turn into a psychopathic killer whenever he wanted. And I doubt he would let anyone touch an inch on my body.
"Do you miss anything?" I found myself asking. It started to get a bit awkward, and a little small talk wouldn't hurt.
"From Seoul? Sure, lots of things. The food, knowing my way around the city..."
"No," I interrupted. "I mean about your past life."
He didn't answer for a long time. I even thought he didn't hear for a few seconds. "Yes."
"Like what?" He was silent again. I finally gave up, his silence bothering me. "Right, no talking about you."
"I miss..." He began, startling me. "I miss my dog."
"A dog? Really? Not a cat?" I felt his arms tighten around my neck and I shut up. "What happened to your dog?"
He laughed, bitter and short. "What do you think?"
It died.
After a while I got curious again and asked, "What about V? When did you meet him?" His arms tightened around my neck, and that time I knew it was a threat. "Jesus, fine." His arms loosened.
"What about you?"
"Hm?"
"When did you meet your... friends?"
I was a bit distracted by his legs around my waist. He was starting to get protective again. "School. You know that."
He sighed quietly. "You all really haven't changed." He moved his head slightly, his wet hair tickling my ear. "You're all still total jerks and idiots."
I scoffed. "If we were idiots, we'd be dead by now."
He brushed his thumb against my chin. "If I weren't so nice you'd all be dead by now. I know how to kill each and every one of you."
I was only slightly disturbed by that. "Really? How would you kill me?"
He ran a finger down my lips. "I would strangle you to death."
"A little simple, don't you think?"
"I would seduce you before I kill you though."
"Sure."
He giggled. "After all these years..." He sighed, nuzzling my neck. "I finally have you under my fingertips. Even better, we're practically on an early honeymoon."
I couldn't help but find him slightly cute. I scrunched up my nose. "No we're not."
He just sighed, ignoring me. "After all these years..." He repeated happily. "I have you all to myself."
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Henlo~
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