[DISCONTINUED] Catnip // Kitty Gang X Agust D

스물일곱//27//장신

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"Soobin and Hueningkai?" Kitty repeated.

"Agust hyung called us, so we came." Kai muttered, picking at his hair. He was obviously thrown off by Kitty.

"He won't bite." I said. "Maybe. Um, are the others where they should be?"

Soobin nodded. "Taehyun and Beomgyu are in Paris probably playing around and we left Yeonjun at home."

I smiled at them. "Not bad for some teenagers."

Kitty did a double take on me. "Teenagers?"

I grinned. "Yeah."

He sneered. "But they're so tall!"

I rolled my eyes. "You're just jealous."

"So, hyung." Soobin continued. "What do we have to do?"

"I booked the room next to us for you." Kitty looked at me warily but I ignored him. "You can stay there."

"One bed or two beds?" Hueningkai asked, receiving a nudge from Soobin. They laughed.

"One bed." I replied.

They bowed. "Thanks hyung." Kai said before they left.

Kitty cleared his throat. "Agust." I turned to him with a brow raised. "Why is everyone you know tall, gay, or tall and gay?"

I rolled my eyes. "Will you shut up for two seconds?" He mumbled something but I ignored him. Kitty sat on the bed.

After about two seconds he spoke again. "I don't like them." Could I roll my eyes harder? "I don't trust them."

I looked him up and down with a sneer. "Why? Is it because they're in a twenty foot range from me?"

He folded his arms. "You don't take me seriously, do you?"

I laughed and sat at the table, taking out my gun and looking at it. "Ha, of course I don't take you seriously! I mean, you have pink hair, your name is Kitty Gang, and you've been obsessed with me since you were eight." I chuckled again.

I was surprised to hear... nothing. Kitty didn't reply or make another comment. I looked over and saw him sitting cross-legged, staring at his lap and picking at his pants.

"Kitty?"

"No, that's fine. Didn't really expect you to anyway." He smirked. "I kidnapped you for goodness sakes." He stood up and brushed his sweater off. "I'm going downstairs to get a drink."

I stood up too. "But we have to—"

He looked at me and smiled, making me stop talking. "Agust, I'm going downstairs to get a drink." Before I could respond he sauntered out of the room.

Jesus christ. He's creepy.

After sitting down I decided whether or not to get Hueningkai to follow him, but then decided on no, because if Kitty found out he would flip. I sighed.

There's literally no hope for him.

-meanwhile, with the teenage flower boys-

"Hyuka." Soobin whispered to me. I rolled over on the bed so that our noses touched. His face turned a rosy shade of pink. "What do you think our hyungs are doing?"

I shrugged a little, although it was awkward. "Boring things?" He didn't answer right away. "I don't like the one with the pink hair."

He wrinkled his nose. "I have pink hair."

I grinned. "I know."

We laughed. "His name is Kitty Gang."

"Huh?" 

"The one with the pink hair."

"Oh." I would've stuck out my tongue at him if we weren't so close. "I knew that, pabo."

He laughed again. "He thought we were older."

I grinned even more. "They're so short." We giggled and then I sat up and stretched. "Gosh, that flight was so long. All the way to Europe, dang."

Soobin still laid on the bed. "I'm tired."

I stuck my tongue out at him. "Then go to sleep, Binnie. I'll wake you up if they need anything." At that he rolled onto his other side and took a deep breath, falling asleep.

Soobin was too pure to be even handling weapons. But I'm sure people would say the same about me. I was only 18 after all.

I sighed. 

Soobin is just like you, and you're just like your bulletproof hyungs.

So stop acting like you're 13.

-

Aight imma end it here at 650-ish words instead of 1,000-1,200 because I can

I'm getting writer's block on this chapter anyway lol.

Yay! Hueningkai and Soobin! Kai is my bias btw :3 And his birthday is two days from now (on August 14) so go to Weverse and wish him a happy 18th birthday!! I mean, I think that's how old he is

:3

Why does he have to be [a few] years older than me ;(( I wanna date him

And why's this chapter gotta be so short and bad wahhhh ;-;

So who wanna play Roblox or MC wit me