A Hellish Situation

Hell...Literally (side story)

(Carmine's POV)

"Um so this is the inside of the city of hell?" I said walking through the streets of hell with Charlie, Shlonky, and two guards to protect me and her, well more of me since you know, I'm human. So I guess every demon in this shithole would have the pleasure of killing me. Well some are and some aren't since I'm the new prince. But since Charlie's dad is grateful that for everything I did for Charlie, he's protecting me.  And also since I'm married to Charlie and the prince of hell/ his son in law. "Yep! It's uh-" She said until a demon fell out of a window from a building. "...A work in progress hehe..." Charlie said holding my hand."Huh I know you said that it was a city but, I didn't know you meant a city city." I said. "Well this is just Pentagram City. There's a lot of other cities." Charlie said."Well that's nice to know. But hey maybe can go visit those cities some day, just get out the hotel for a while yeah?" I said pinching Charlie's cheek making her blush. "Hehe stop! That sounds nice baby." Charlie said. "You look really pretty today." I said. "Why thank you." She said. A demon then came up to me with a knife. "Die you bi-" he said until I shot him while still looking at Charlie. "I could get use to this." I said. Charlie then giggled. We then made our way to the hotel, Charlie's specific hotel. The Hazbin Hotel. Sorry it's just weird saying it.
(A/N: Why is it weird? Carmine: Because it is and can you not butt in the middle of a story please? A/N: Ok jeez) We finally made it to the hotel where Vaggie was waiting outside for us. "There you guys are! You guys had me worried." Vaggie said. "Oh calm down Vaggie we're ok! We just took a little detour~" Charlie said looking at me seductively as I did the same. "...Get a room." Vaggie said rolling her eyes. "That's just what we were about to do." I said winking at Charlie. "Ugh" Vaggie groaned. We then went inside to find the rest of the gang. "Hey guys!" Charlie said. "Hi Charlie!" Nifty said. "...Hi Carmine~" Nifty said. Nifty was a little goblin girl which was the maid of the hotel. The thing is was she liked me. Well she likes almost every guy. It's like an obsession. Which was weird. "...Hey." I sighed. "Where you guys at this whole time~" Angel said. "Oh you know we just, were having a little fun~" Charlie said putting her head on my shoulder. "Which is none of your concern" I said. "Damn ok." Angel said putting his hands up. "I need a drink" I said. "Hey Husk." I said. Husk just gave me a shot of vodka. Husk was the bartender of the hotel. He's a drunk and only drinks cheap booze which kinda makes him grumpy all the time. "Why hello there Lopez! Or should I say prince now." Alastor said putting his hand on my shoulder. "How about just Carmine yeah? And it's Magne now" I said. "Carmine it is." He said. "What do you want?" I said. "Mm nothing just saying hello!" He said. "Well bye." I said waving him off. "Goodbye to you as well. Well everyone I am off! I have some things I need to do." He said. "Bye Al!" Charlie said. "Char why do you hang out with that guy again?" I said. "He's helping us." Charlie said. "...Not that much help obviously." I said. "He's just...a work in progress Carmine. Everything is." Charlie said. "If you say so hon" I said holding her hands. I then drank my shot. "So Mr. Magne, for your first day of...well not first but your official first day of hell!...we are gonna try and make up ways that'll benefit hell!" Charlie said. "Uh hehe ok that sounds easy enough! Um let's see...well before I jump into anything what would you guys want?" I said. "More bars." Husk said. "Drugs!" Angel said. "More men!" Nifty said. "Yeah that's not...mmm. How about we find more people for the hotel since we still have a overpopulation here in hell yeah?" I said. "Well..that's a start at least." Charlie said as she kissed me. Then there was a knock at the door. "Anyone gonna get tha-" I said until I realized everyone was doing there own stuff already. "-I'll get it." I said. I opened the door to see the one and only spunky powerhouse CherryBomb. "Hey where...well hello there~" She said seductively. "Uh hi." I said. "And who are you~" she said. "Carmine Magne." I said. "Carmine Mag...wait. Magne?" She said snapping out of it. "Yeah. The prince of hell." I said. "Wait hold up hold up hold up. I heard there was a human and a new prince of hell...but I didn't know that the human was the new prince." She said. "Well you gotta get your news from a better source" I said. "Huh. A human as the prince of hell. What are the fucking odds." She said. "And you must be CherriBomb." I said. "So you heard of me? I'm flattered." She said. "Yeah well my news source might surprise you." I said. "Mhm. Well anyways, move." She said letting herself in. "Hey Angie!" Cherri said. "Hey sugar tits" Angel said. "Come on we gotta do some turf wars." Cherri said. "Hey! Nuh uh. No turf wars." I said. "And who are you?" Angel said. I then crossed my arms waiting for him to say it. "...oh yeah." Angel said. "Fine we'll just go somewhere else then come'n Cherri." Angel said as they walked out. "If I hear you did any turf wars ima kick your ass!" I yelled. I then sighed and looked at my dog. "You good boy?" I said. Shlonky then barked. "Babe! Come help me with this!" Charlie said. I walked over to her to help her hang up a light bulb in one of the lamps on the wall. Charlie then took off her blazer and caught me looking at her with a smirk. "Heh what?" She said putting her hand on her waist . "Nothing. It's just hot when you take off your jacket." I said. "What does this dress shirt turn you on or something?" She chuckled. "Well, it's just kinda hot when your working in it." I said. "...what do you like about it?" She said. "Well saying that you can kinda see what's underneath it really turns me on." I said. "Well how would it look without it~" she said putting her hand on my chest. "Geez even better." I said pulling her to me by her waist. "Well...we got a lot work to do you perv." She said giving me a soft peck on the lips. "Aw." I said. After we worked we went up to our room. "Well I'm exhausted" I said plopping on the
bed as Charlie did the same. "Me too" Charlie said. "Hey" I said making Charlie look at me. "...Do you think I'll be a good prince?" I said. "I think you'd be an amazing one." She said holding my hand. "I love you." I said. "I love you too." She said kissing me. "Hey. I wanna see what it looks like without that dress shirt now." I said. "Well I'm happy to oblige." She said sitting on top of me and taking it off. "...That bras kinda ruining it." I said. "Well strap in for one hell of a night then~" She said. "Oh trust me I will." I said.