[Zayn )
I have no clue what to do. I mean, what's the first thing you do when someone kidnaps your cousin?
Its like in What kind of person in the right mind would kidnap someone? That's really stupid, and just because of Harry? He's a great lad, and all, but some "Fans" are super obsessive.
I watch Harry as he quickly types away on his phone.
A few minutes later, his phone buzzes
Now, what I didn't expect to see Harry do is faint out of nowhere.
I stand in my spot in shock. I've never seen Harry faint.
This would actually be the first that anyones seen Harry faint.
Me and Louis hurry over to him, as soon as we recover from our shock.
We quickly set him down on the couch waiting for him to wake.
He doesn't wake up though.
"What do you think made him faint?" I whisper.
Louis shrugs. "I think it has to deal with his phone."
"Should we check?" I ask unsure
"Why not.... We don't have anything to lose." Louis mutters as I start to grab the phone.
"Its twitter" I mumble.
As I read the DM, I do the second stupidest thing in the world.
I faint.
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[Louis)
"What is wrong with them?" I wonder as Zayn faints along Harry.
I smirks. "Might as well not let the moment go to waste."
I skip, yes I skipped, to my room looking for Sharpie and a razor.
I skip back and draw some mustaches and slit their eyebrows.
As Harry and Zayn finally wake up, I'm finished.
I hide the evidence.
"So tell me why you both decided to faint." I question.
"Look for yourself." Harry mutters handing me his phone.
I read the DM rolling my eyes.
"Nice Job smart ones, you both just wasted almost an hour that we could've used to find Sendra." I mumble.
"What should we do?" Zayn asks.
"Its simple." I smirk. "Now here's what we do."
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[Sendra)
"Now how can I find my way?" I mutter.
Where am I?
I pull out my iPhone and GPS my location.
My eyes roll as I realized where I'm at.
I'm not too far from the flat. Maybe 30 minutes the most.
But I can't forget to include walking and all.
How much stupider can they get?
I mean gosh. Their really stupid.
Well I got kidnapped the other day and I'm super determined to go back home.
Now lets see, I'm a smart girl, so how can I get back home?

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