Starry Night Sky [KiriBaku Fanfic]

Hey one question: what the fuck?

     "Hey Bakubro! Do you need any-" Kirishima stopped when he opened the door and stepped inside. He couldn't believe his eyes. Mina was sitting on the ground in nothing but her underwear while Bakugou was holding her clothes and looked at the redhead like this was a normal thing for him to do.

     "Kiri!" Mina cheered, happy to see her childhood friend, "You were right about-"

     "What the hell do you think you're doing man?! Why the fuck is Mina naked!?" Kirishima screeched, making the blonde raise a brow as he set down the wet clothes and picked up the dry ones.

     "Bitch asked me to help her change," he responded, pulling a hoodie over Mina's head. Kirishima stood there for a moment. He stood there and examined Bakugou's face as he helped Mina pull on a dry set of clothes.

     "Kiri," Mina chirped again, stumbling up and over to him with a big smile, "Baku's so nice and strong! You two should date!"

     Eijirou flushed a deep red and Katsuki choked on air, not expecting her to blurt that out.

     "M-Mina! Wha-why would you say that all of a sudden!?" Kirishima asked curiously and embarrassed.

     "Because Baku is-ghmph!" The blonde placed a hand over Mina's mouth, pulling her away from the redhead.

     "She's saying shit cause she's wasted. By morning she'll start hating me again," Katsuki said quickly tucking her under the covers. She giggled, teasing Bakugou about being flushed even though he really wasn't.

     He turned off the light and walked back downstairs with Kirishima on his heels, asking him questions right and left.

     "You know Mina's gonna freak out when she hears about this right?!" Kirishima said in the midst of his questions. Bakugou acknowledged that question only, for it was the only one worth answering.

     "I help take care of my mom all the fucking time when she decides to get drunk. It's no fucking deal."

     "B-But Mina isn't your mom though! Are you stupid!?"

     "Women don't affect me and I'll never lay a finger on one unless they deserve it." Bakugou stopped before they entered the lounge. "People will ask her questions and then she'll come to you for answers since your more sober than those other idiots. And then you'll tell her the truth, yeah? Problem solved, I don't give a flying cow shit."

     Bakugou opened the door to a room of drunk college students. Some unconscious, on the verge, or mildly intoxicated. Bakugou groaned.

     "Fuck this shit, I'm out." Katsuki started towards the door but was stopped by Kaminari who grabbed his foot. The blonde looked down and almost shrieked.

     "He-Help me...." he puked on the ground which almost made Bakugou do the same. He rolled his eyes, exasperated and exhausted.

     "Oh fuck me."

The next morning

     Uraraka was the first to wake up, a sweet smell entering her nose. She sat up, both of her guy best friends , Todoroki and Deku, laying on her legs still asleep. She shook them off, trying to get feeling back in her limbs.

     She staggered upright and walked to the kitchen where the sweet smell was coming from.

     Ochako saw Bakugou in one of their pink aprons.

     "Bakugou....kun...?" she said confusedly, rubbing her eyes. Laid out before her were plates stacked with breakfast foods. Pancakes, waffles, bacon, omelets, toast, hash browns and the toppings and dressings were separated into containers with spoons in them.

     "Wake everyone else up," he muttered with a yawn. He seems like he hadn't had a wink of sleep, which he really hadn't.

     "How long have you been up?" she asked, concern present in her voice. Bakugou shrugged, putting a stack of plastic cups he found in the cabinet on the counter and a jug of sweat tea that fitted into the large drink containers filled with milk, orange juice, and apple juice.

     "Since yesterday morning, I think...?" he mumbled, pressing a button on the coffee maker. Uraraka's eyes bugged out of her head, astonished that the guy was still awake and had the brain power and energy to make breakfast for everyone.

     "Why didn't you go to sleep?!" she shrieked, making him wince and squint his eyes.

     "Dunce face wouldn't let me leave and then people started puking everywhere. My mother would kill me if I left a place as dirty as this." He yawned, a little tear running down his cheek.

     "I—your—"

     "Since I'm done with cleaning and cooking for you little shits, can I take a fucking nap somewhere quiet? I don't trust myself to go home like this," he interrupted. Uraraka nodded, a grateful smile on her face.

     "Thank you Bakugou-kun! We really owe you one!" she clasped her hands together. "There's a room at the end of the hall that no one occupies since it doesn't have a window. But is has a mattress and I don't believe anyone is in there right now. I'll go check if you want—"

     "Yeah I know, I cleaned it." Bakugou stuck his hands in his jean pockets and stomped upstairs. But stopped, turning around towards all the sleeping bodies and decided to get revenge. It was almost 10 in the morning.

     "WAKE UP FUCKERS!" He shouted, clapping his hands really loudly, "BREAKFAST IS READY! BE FUCKIN GRATEFUL YOU PUNKS!"

     Uraraka giggled as everyone groaned, her amused gaze watching his back walk down the hallway.

     "Too early...." Sero muttered, rolling over and falling off the couch he was sleeping on and landed on Kaminari who groaned and pushed him off.

     "Was that Kacchan just now...?" Deku asked, rubbing his eyes along with Todoroki. "Did he make breakfast? I smell toast."

     "Yeah, he made a whole feast!" Uraraka squeaked. "Get everyone up, I'll go upstairs and wake up the girls!"

     Bakugou stumbled down the hallway, his hand leaned on the wall for support. He was absolutely exhausted, but compared to the shit he dealt with in his childhood, this was nothing.

     Yet he fell on the ground before he could even open the door at the end of the hallway.

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