kairi sat in his room, playing on his phone. he didn't really have a care in the world as he played subway surfers and ate goldfish crackers.
he sighed in annoyance when his phone vibrated, signalling a text from his boyfriend, alvaro.
i know what you must be thinking. kairi and alvaro? ew no.
it would seem like an unlikely couple; kairi and alvaro.
but little did everyone know, alvaro was PACKING LIKE A MASSIVE DICK. LIKE WE'RE TALKING 12 INCHES. RIDICULOUS LONG AND THICK AND JUICY AND GIRTHY and he was actually a fantastic top.
i digress.
kairi paused his subway surfers and slid down on the text. he read the simple words.
i'm breaking up with you.
he read the words a few times over before responding.
ok
he closed the message and unpaused his subway surfers, giggling as he got close to beating his high score. another message from alvaro popped up on his screen. kairi paused the game and slid the chat open again.
aren't you upset?
kairi didn't hesitate to respond. telling alvaro exactly how he felt.
bitch, i never needed your crusty dusty ass. looking like vector from despicable me ass bitch. i been waiting for you to break up with me. the only thing good about you is your huge dick. making my tummy feel weird. idc if you break up with me.
kairi hit send and went back to subway surfers, quickly beating his high score; letting out a squeal as he did so. he died shortly after that and returned to the home screen.
a final message came from alvaro.
wanna fuck?
kairi smiled softly before typing his response.
no❤️
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GET PRANKED NERDS. NO SMUT FOR YOU
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idk wtf this is.
imma delete it in the morning.
also no hate to alvaro he's actually so cute omg wow teehee
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