One Big Family

Got No Money, Got No Honey

Karen was bored one day so she decided to go shopping.

This is what she bought:

12 dresses with stockings to match

1 sparkly black purse

6 jackets with an elbow patch

A shirt that says a curse

2 pairs of long black boots

10 sets of leather gloves

1 sliver flute

2 pet doves

7 mini skirts

9 denim pants

11 button up shirts

And a set of breast implants

Karen was hungry one day so she decided to go out.

This is what she bought:

chocolate covered strawberries

A bag of plane chips

A carton of Ben an Jerry's

A plate of chicken strips

A slice of apple pie

A honey nut bar

A bowl of stir fry

Jam out of the jar

Steamed sno peas

Buttery popcorn

A slice of cheese

And blood of a newborn

Karen was thirsty one day so she decided to go out.

This is who she met:

A Latino lifeguard

A friendly farm boy

A blonde who looks hard

A dim pretty toy

A tall dark mister

A shoes salesman

A doctor with a sister

A InSync fan

A grey sailboat captain

A police force chief

A guy nicknamed falcon

A widower in grief

***

Simon sat at his office looking over his bank account. He's spent so much money over the last couple of days.

He didn't understand why so much money was being spent.

He instantly thinks of the boys. No way could they be spending over their $1000 a month allowance. He had to go check.

Simon walking out of his office and into the living room.

"Boys" he called "get down here right now."

Soon enough, one by one each boy was joining Simon in the living room. Louis ran to be picked up by Simon. He was worried that he might've been busted for something so be has to act cutesy.

"Hey baby boy" Simon greeted his youngest giving kisses on his cheek. Louis giggled, Simon's prickly beard hairs tickled his skin. He couldn't help but to giggle.

The boys sat anxiously waiting. They hoped that they weren't in trouble. But being honest it was most likely Louis who is in trouble.

"Okay boys who has been spending too much money."