One Big Family

Fight Me

"Boys!" Simon called gathering all of his four sons.

"Yeah, what's up?" Liam asked walking into Simon's room with his three brothers.

The boys sat in the seats across from Simon.

"Now that man that was here-" Simon started but was interrupted by Niall.

"Did Paul beat him up?" Niall asked still disappointed he missed the whole thing.

"Oh I bet he did" Zayn added proudly.

"I bet Paul punched his face" Harry spoke.

"He would've been walking out of here with Paul ringing his neck" Liam laughed.

Simon couldn't help but take some offence to that.

"... Why you saying it was Paul when it could've been me."

The four boys turned to face one another before busting into hysterical laughter.

Simon sat there with an unamused face.

"I could've beaten him up" Simon tells, sadly his kids don't believe him.

"Sure dad" Niall replies.

"No, tell me. Why don't you think it would've been me?"

"Because you're umm..." Liam tried to put it a nice way "you're you."

"Yeah dad you're like a puppy dog" Zayn told his father.

"And Paul is like more... not you" Niall tried to explain.

Simon knew what they meant and he appreciates them trying to not hurt his feeling but it didn't work.

"Boys... I'm tough, I could've fought him."

The boys turn to one another and laughed again.

"Okay, okay. Laugh all you want, but before you boys were born people feared me."

This just made the boys laugh louder.

"Come on dad" Harry said through his laughter "you're killing us."

Simon sat there annoyed at his sons... He could be a bad ass.

"BOYS!" he called over the sounds of laughter "I did actually call you in here for a reason."

"What's up?" Liam asked.

"On the day Paul and I went out. Was there anyone else here while we were gone? Maybe a girl?"

Three faces slowly turned to a guilty looking Niall.

"Mayybee" Niall answered cautiously. Simon wiped his tired face with his hands, unsure how to handle this.

"Well the pap said this girl let him in." Harry slapped Niall in the back of his head getting him to groan in pain.

"I told you we should've called the police on her" Harry told.

"Listen dad" Liam started wanting to defend his responsible reputation "we didn't even let her in, she crawled through the air vent."

"The air vent?" Simon say, how? what?

The boys nod their heads slowly, except for Niall he just rolled his eyes.

"Niall I want you to break things off with her." Niall didn't even take the time to think he just straight out said...

"Okay."

"Now I know she's your first girlfriend and you- wait what?" Simon thought he'll might take it a little harsh and not want to break up with her. He just agreed with Simon, well that's new. One of his boys agreed with him.