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Tear Us Apart

Dan's POV
Issie had been trying to get me to play twister with her again for the last 30 minutes. She keeps insisting that when I fell on top of her I did it on purpose. To be honest, she was starting to get a little irritating.
"One more game Dan?" She said, lounging on Tyler's couch
"I'm good thanks."
"Where's Noah?" Said Phil.
I hadn't heard him talk for at least an hour.
"Oh yeah, I haven't seen her since last night." I said
"Twister..?"
"NO."
Her eyes widened.
"I I mean, I don't really feel like it right now" I corrected myself
"I haven't seen PJ either." Said Phil, rising from his cross-legged position on the carpet.
"D'you think...?" I began
"I do think" said Phil
Immediately he said that, Tyler's door swung open, and a rather flustered looking Noah stumbled through the door.
"Noah? Where were you?" Said Phil
"Please...no questions" she pointed to her head "massive hangover."
She shoved Issie's legs off the couch and face planted into the leather, making groaning noises.
Phil glanced at me and then went back to staring at the now snoring Noah.
Phil is such a caring person. He refused to leave Noah's side until she wakes up ,In case she "choked on the sofa"
I wonder if he looks at me like that while I'm sleeping.
"Do you think she spent the night with PJ?" I said, running my hand through his hair.
"I'm pretty sure she did" he said, tearing his eyes away from his laptop, and engulfing me in his icy blue eyes.
I closed his laptop. And put it gently on the floor.
"Dan what are you-"
I put a finger to his lips.
I then got on my knees to unbuckle his belt
"Dan, Issie is just in the next room.."
"Then we'll be quick" I assured him
"But-"
His speech was cut off by a long moan, as I stroked his crotch.
"Less talking, more moving" I said smirking.
He bit his lip as I proceeded to give him a hand job.
"D-Daan" he sighed, his eyes closing with pleasure.
I loved seeing him like this.
Just as Phil rushed to unbuckle my belt (which never served it's purpose anyway), the kitchen door busted open, and there stood Issie, open mouthed.
"Dan?" She said, looking from Phil to My face.
"Oh shi...shine a light" said phil, his regular back up for when he was about to swear.
He put his junk back into his boxers and buckled his belt faster than I'd ever seen him move before.
"Uh, yes" I said standing up from my kneeling position
"What's going on?" She said
"You're talking like I'm your boyfriend or something.. You know I'm with Phil, right?" I said
She folded her arms and looked at the carpet.
"Well..." She said
Phil looked at me with wide eyes.
"Dan?" He whispered, tugging at my t shirt
"But Dan remember what happened when you disappeared to the bathroom last night" said Issie, still looking anywhere but at me.
"Yes I do, I had a wee."
"I think you know what really happened"
Finally she looked at me. Her eyes, grey and gleaming with mischief.
"You're crazy." I said, then looking to Phil, who's eyes were darting between me and Issie nervously
"You can't believe this. It's bullshit, Phil"
He looked up at me with confusion in his eyes.
"Why would I do something like that to you? And plus I'm gay."
The word still felt a little new to me, since our coming out video was only a few weeks ago.
Phil stood up, and my heart started pumping furiously.
Was this the moment when Phil dumps me?
"Issie, Dan is my boyfriend and I don't believe anything you're saying. I knew since the start you wanted to take Dan away from me but I'll never let that happen. So you can...piss off" said Phil
When he turned to me for reassurance, and he saw me grinning he looked alarmed
"What?!"
"Nothing. It's just that you swore" I said laughing quietly
"Piss isn't a swear word" said Phil, punching me lightly in the arm
Issie let out a high pitched scream and Noah jerked awake with a serious case of bed head.
"Hello? Half dead person trying to sleep here" she said
"No, no NO. This is not what I planned! You were supposed to believe him!" She hissed.
"Sorry love." I said, putting my arm around Phil
"Do you want me to do a sexy end screen dance to make up for it"
She screamed again but this time she stomped out of Tyler's apartment and slammed the door.
"Woah, can't a severely hung over guy get some sleep?" Said Tyler, who emerged from his bedroom in a silk robe and a sleep mask.
"I know right," said Noah, raising her head slightly from under a pillow.
"Why do you two look so smug?" Said Tyler, glancing at us both
"We defeated the two headed demon" said Phil
"Are you two talking about my best friend?" Said Noah
"Yes" I said without remorse
"Good." She said rolling over.
We all laughed, except for Noah of course, who swore violently at us for making her headache worse.