✨JJBA ONESHOTS✨

La Squadra x reader

[tw; gore]

Sorbet struggled as he had woken up on a table, he and his lover were so close to figuring out who the boss was, but something bad had happened, he glanced around trying to see where he was, he could see Gelato lying on the ground, slowly waking up, his mouth was covered, "Gelato," Sorbet whispered his lovers name as he struggled to get up, he needed to get to gelato, he tensed up as he heard the sound of footsteps approaching, "my, what do we have here?" Cioccolata laughed as he walked over to Sorbet, holding a butcher knife, "now I wonder, how many parts would you go into? 34, 36?" He laughed as Gelato had finally fully woken up, "now you there, watch carefully, this is important no? Aren't you two lovers? How romantic." He said as he let out another crazed laugh, raising a butcher knife above him, he carefully inspected where he should strike first, Sorbet had begun to cry as he looked over at his lover, wishing at least that he could escape this monster, his assistant was getting his camera ready.

As the green-haired man was ready to strike, he stopped swiftly in his movements, as he glanced at the door frame, his eyes widening as he could see a figure leaning against the corner. "And who might you be?" The doctor stated as he slammed the butcher knife down to the table, inches away from Sorbet.

The doctor was growing restless as he got no response, "Hey, why don't you speak up?!" He yelled as he picked up the butcher knife and threw it at the figure, he heard the butcher knife connect, as he could see the now dark shape of the butcher knife on the figure's head. "Wouldn't you like to know?" All the men in the room snapped their gazes towards the voice of a girl, they could see her shape standing in the room with them within the shadows, "that was a good throw, but, sadly, it didn't hit its target," the doctor's eye was twitching at her words, he had made sure no one would be around so he could do his job without too much of a worry.

He suddenly felt a grip on his hand as he watched as a dark shadow took a hold of him, he was thrown out of the window, his assistant, followed him as he placed the camera into his pocket.

"Now, why don't we get out of here before those two return?" The voice said as the two hitmen looked at each other, relief washing over them. They never saw her face, or what type of clothes she wore, they only remembered her voice, they told this to their team, Risotto had decided to drop the idea of finding out the boss' identity and made this very clear to his men, two of his men would have lost their lives because of their research. So La Squadra kept a low profile, they did get a letter which explained that they had been warned and that the next time there would be blood spilled.

So instead of looking for the boss, they were looking for the girl who had saved the lovers, he needed to know how and why she did it, his team had gone through files upon files of information of the members in Passione, but none of the members they had looked through matched her description that the lovers had given them.

Weeks had passed, but the hitmen still kept their eyes open, in case they would run into her. Which one faithful night paid off, the team had gone out for drinks to celebrate their successful missions of the week, Sorbet was laughing along with his team until something caught his attention, he grew silent and so did the team as they watched the man listen to something, the team turned their attention to a girl who was being yelled at by a man, they could see some sort of game board in front of the girl, "why would I cheat? Don't you have the game pieces in your sleeve now big guy?" She said while pointing at the man with a grin, the man seemed to freeze as the other people around the table turned to look at him, someone took a hold of his hand, and surely, the game pieces fell out of his sleeves, he was dragged out the bar by the other game players, leaving the girl behind, she collected the money she had won and took a final sip of her drink, she was getting ready to leave.

"Is that her?" Risotto asked the two lovers who were in pure disbelief, "she sounds exactly like her, it has to be." The team got up from their seats and followed after the girl. They followed her in the night as she kept walking, she had no idea she was being followed either, or so they thought as she turned the corner and they followed after her only to find an empty alleyway.

"Where did she go?" Formaggio asked as he glanced around frantically, Risotto seemed to be in thought as his team began to search around the alleyway, Prosciutto lit up a cigarette and was about to place it on his lips before it was snatched away from him, he quickly turned to look at the thief as she saw the young woman coming out of the shadows, and placing the cigarette to her lips, "You guys act like, you never have seen a woman before," you joked as you watched the hitmen.

"So what can I do for you boys?" You said while leaning to the wall, as silence came. "Oh? Do I see familiar faces here? How are you two doing?" You turned your attention to Gelato and Sorbet who couldn't believe they had finally found the one who saved them.

"We have been looking for you, mind telling us your name, sweetheart?" Illuso asked as he made his way over to you, "do I look like a god damn prostitute to you? Take that 'sweetheart' out of your mouth and shove it in your ass." You snapped at him, which made Formaggio snicker, "If you have the cards just hand them over," you told him, "what the hell are you talking about?" Illuso asked in pure confusion, "so you guys aren't part of the deal? Man guess I made a mistake," you said while placing the cigarette back in your mouth.

"I would but like to know why you saved two of my men from certain death," Risotto said, "I wanna be honest here, I didn't even know they would be there, I was just on my way to collect some cards, but turns out some clown looking man was feeling rather wild that night apparently and decided to film some home movies with his weird dog," you said while blowing out smoke, "now does anyone here have the cards or was this a huge waste of my time?" You said while glaring at the men.

"What cards are you even looking for?!" Ghiaccio snapped at you, "so nobody here knows?" You glanced around, before sighing. "No, seriously what cards are you looking for? Credit cards?" Melone asked you glared at him, "no." You said as you got ready to leave "and I expect you guys to not follow me, you have nothing that I am looking for." You said as you began to walk away from the alleyway.

"No seriously, just tell us, what cards are you looking for?" Formaggio asked, you turned to face him, before you pulled something out of your pocket, and held it between your fingers, Formaggio stared in pure shock as he realized what it was.

You scoffed as you put the card back in your pocket before you left the alleyway, "what, do you know about those cards?" Prosciutto asked, "listen, she just held up a god damn '1998 Pikachu Illustrator'." Formaggio exclaimed, "a what now?" Illuso asked, "it's the rarest trading card!" Formaggio yelled in pure disbelief, "so you're telling us, that she collects, kid's trading cards?" Prosciutto questioned as he took out another cigarette, "you guys have no idea how much that card she held up was worth," Formaggio said, "oh how much, is it dumbass?" Ghiaccio sneered at him, "1 450 234,50 Lira, I believe," Formaggio said as his entire team looked at him in pure shock, "Is that how much it's worth?!" Ghiaccio yelled, "capo, you aren't going to collect those cards just because you want to talk to her are you?" Prosciutto asked as he looked at his capo with concern showing on his face, "it needs to be done," Risotto replied as his team watched him in shock.