✨JJBA ONESHOTS✨

Joseph x reader x Kars

"THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD!" You screamed at the Joestar, "IT'S NOT MY FAULT, I THOUGHT THEY WOULDN'T BE HERE, ESPECIALLY HIM!" Joseph yelled back as he picked up speed with the snowmobile as the leader of the Pillermen followed after, he wasn't only after the red stone, no.

He wanted you, for some reason this ancient godlike being saw something in you and had taken great interest in you, he had told the Joestar that was currently trying to keep you safe from this ancient super-human being that he would make you his 'bride', whatever that meant.

"Please tell me this thing can go faster," you said with panic in your voice as you glanced behind you, seeing the red eyes of Kars staring back at you, you swore you could see a devilish smirk come to his face as the two of you made eye contact.

"I'm trying!" Joseph said as he turned the snowmobile, trying to avoid the passing trees, "he's gaining on us!" You yelled at Joseph, how the hell was that even possible, Joseph cursed under his breath, his secret technique wasn't working that well.

Sure enough, Joseph hit something making the entire vehicle making the two of you fly off, as you hit the snow you began to slide down the snowy hill, you held the red stone of Aja with you, glancing behind you noticed a gorge behind you, if you were to drop down that you'd be as good as dead, you tried frantically stopping yourself from sliding down.

"Shit, shit, shit!" You cursed, you glanced up seeing that your Hamon user friend had managed to stop himself, "Joseph!" You yelled at him as you threw the red stone to him, if you weren't going to make the least you could do was to make sure the stone wouldn't end in the wrong hands, Joseph caught it as he noticed your situation.

"[Y/N]!" He called out to you, "Joseph look out!" You yelled at him as you noticed Kars coming towards the two of you, he was nearing Joseph, who got ready to dodge the Pillarman, only Kars didn't seem to be focused on the stone as he ran past Joseph, his eyes were set on you, well shit.

You could see an avalanche coming up, making the entire situation just worse.

Kars took a hold of you as he punched a deep tent on the snow, he dragged you under him, in a panic, you couldn't do anything but just watch in the tent as snow passed on barely avoiding the two of you.

As the avalanche was over you could only watch the ancient being that now towered over you, he held a grin that said 'I won.' 

Until of course, he turned his attention to Joseph who had somehow managed to survive by using his Hamon, his expression still held a grin but not as wide as he had given you.

You tried to scramble away from under him, but he kept you still with his hand, "let go of her you rotten beast!" Joseph yelled at the Pillarman, "not a change, Hamon warrior, why would I let go of my bride-" He was cut off as a snowball hit him in the face, with this distraction you slid away from the ancient being.

Joseph kept throwing snowballs at the Pillarman who had now started cutting them up with his bone blade, you watched the scene as you backed away, "Joseph! We need to go!" You yelled at the brown-haired man, "you go first, I'll keep him here!" He said as he turned his attention back to Kars, you did as he asked and made your way away from the scene, Kars held a cold glare on his face as he got up from the snow, ready to follow after you, "hey you! Don't you want the stone?!" Joseph yelled as he held the red stone in his hand, he tried to buy you more time to escape, Kars gave him one look before he proceeded to run after you.

"Dammit! You can't have her! I was supposed to take her on a date!" Joseph yelled as he started running after Kars, "whatever you humans call this 'date' I wish to do it with her!" Kars yelled back at Joseph who only glared at the man.

So another chase in the snow began, who would catch you and take you on a date?