✨JJBA ONESHOTS✨

Magenta Magenta x reader

You were hired by the president to take down two participants of the horse race, and of course, they chose to pair you up with the most annoying man to walk on this land, he kept complaining about the weather and kept going on and on about airplanes too.

So the two of you were trying to keep up with the horse racers, Gyro and Johnny, traveling during the day and sleeping at night, you were always freezing the weather was rough, and of course, the dumbass you were with would try to tease you about it while doing more of his jokes with ice shards and such, he would also do some questionable things, but most of the time he truly just wanted your attention, you thought of him as nothing but a damn fool.

So finally, the two of you had caught up with the two horse racers, as you observed the map and tried to figure out where the two would go next, you noticed how silent everything seemed to have become, he'd be surely complaining about the weather by now or talking about something ridiculous, you turned your head to look at him, he seemed to be doing something but you weren't sure what exactly as his back was turned to you.

You turned your attention back to the map, actually enjoying this silence, finally, he wasn't talking, thank god, now you would have more time to think when he wasn't distracting you.

Until you felt a snowball hit the side of your face, your gaze darkened as you heard him laugh uncontrollably, that damn rat, "do you want me to kill you?" You threatened him as you watched him with a glare that so many feared.

"Come on! Loosen up! We still have plenty of time, no need to be so frustrated, ey?" He laughed as he gave you a taunting smile, "you know, that glare is kinda cute missy," he snickered as you turned your attention back to the map, you heard him groan.

"No, no, no, come on give me some attention now? I know I'm a rather handsome devil so it's okay to stare at me if you wish to!" He told you, which made you ignore him even more.

Finally, the two of you had found the ones the president had ordered to be killed, you held a hunting rifle close as you laid in the snow, watching the two horse riders wonder if they should cross the frozen lake, you were aiming to shoot one of the horses, valkyrie if you remember the horse's name correctly.

Until you felt someone roll on to you, your expression turned into a cold glare as you noticed Magenta move his hands to cover your face, "guess who?" He snickered, the gun shook in your hands as you held onto it with a tight grip, it would have most likely broken if you didn't push the man off of you with pure force.

"Hey! Woah there!" He yelled, "I didn't know you were that strong dear," he snickered once again, you were so fed up with this foolish shit, he seemed to have noticed it as well since he activated his stand.

So after trying to beat the shit out of this man you weren't able to, thanks to his stand power which shielded him from any attacks.

You sat in silence after giving up on murdering Magenta Magenta, but that didn't stop your anger, the targets had lived which meant this would be very troubling for you, it was starting to become cold again, you hugged yourself to stay warm as you sat in the snow, your teeth were begging to chatter almost, until you felt a blanket being placed around you, glancing behind you, you noticed him giving you a nervous smile, "come on, you'll freeze, let's get to the sled."

He guided you up and led you towards the spot the two of you had hidden the horses and the sled, "you aren't mad at me anymore are you huh?" He slightly smirked until you smacked the back of his head, "I'm furious, you fool."

He held his head as he snickered slightly, "yeah I'm a fool alright," he said, the two of you continued on traveling during the night with the sled trying to catch up with the race, he glanced at you noticing how you had fallen asleep next to him, your face which usually would hold a scowl or a death glare was peaceful, he couldn't help but smile, no matter what snowstorm there was you would always warm his foolish heart.