✨JJBA ONESHOTS✨

Mista Guido x reader

'Me with the floorshow, Kickin' with your torso, Boys getting high, And the girls even more so, Wave your hands if you're not with the man, Can I kick it? Yes, you can!'

You were hanging out with your girl pals at a party that was taking place in underground disco, having the time of your life, your friend suddenly pulled you to you as she pointed to a man in tiger stripe pants and sweater, you laughed it off your friends had been teasing you about getting a boyfriend for a while now, "go on! You never know if you two have some unknown chemistry!" She said as she pushed you to the direction of the man.

'I got funk, You got soul, We got everybody! I've got the gift, Gonna stick it in the goal, It's time to move your body!'

Mista had just gotten out from a mission given to him by Bruno, so his great idea of relaxing was to party and free his mind and body, He turned around as he was dancing along to the music spotting you coming over to him, "mind if I join?" You yelled to him over the loud music, "be my guest amore!" He said while giving you a wink which made you laugh.

'Babylon back in business! Can I get a witness? Every girl every man, Houston, do you hear me? Ground control, can you feel me? Need permission to land!'

The two of you danced among the crowd, the lights were flashing as the two of you danced together, something in Mista's heart moved as you smiled at him and he had just met you! He smiled back until he noticed Sex Pistols coming out to party as well, he watched in panic as the humanoids started to pull out various dance moves, you didn't seem to have noticed them, meaning maybe you weren't a stand user, which was a relief to him after all most stand users he had met wanted to kill him on spot due to the mafia life.

'I don't want to rock, DJ, But you're making me feel so nice! When's it gonna stop, DJ? 'Cause you're keepin' me up all night!'

Your friends had probably left the party already but you still stayed with the man in the tiger striped pants you were having too much fun to even think about leaving this boy, it was probably late as well but you didn't care, your parents were most likely worried about you but that didn't matter to you at the moment.

'Singin' in the classes, Music for your masses, Give no head, No backstage passes! Have a proper giggle, I'll be quite polite, But when I rock the mike, I rock the mike right! You got no love then you're with the wrong man, It's time to move your body! If you can't get a girl but your best friend can, It's time to move your body!'

He was in a trance as he watched you, he needed to know more about you, but at the same time he needed to keep control of his stand, he was slightly embarrassed to see them all over you, but at least they seemed to be happy, maybe even too happy to be there.

He hasn't thought about love for a short while nor did he want to think about it, you were just a girl that had caught him dancing alone and decided to join, maybe he shouldn't think about it too much, he didn't even know your name, you were a total mystery to him.

'I don't want to be sleazy, Baby, just tease me, Got no family planned, Houston, do you hear me? Ground control, can you feel me? Need permission to land! I don't want to rock, DJ! But you're making me feel so nice, When's it gonna stop, DJ? 'Cause you're keepin' me up all night!'

His face turned into shock as he watched something manifest itself next to you, he felt his gut drop as he realized you had a stand, you were dancing with your soul now, Sex Pistols didn't seem to have noticed or they just didn't care at all, so the dance continued as Mista gave you nervous glances.

'Pimpin' ain't easy, Most of them fleece me, Every night, Pimpin' ain't easy, But if you're sellin' it, sellin' it, sellin' it, It's alright!'

He suddenly took a hold of your wrist, making you snap out of your own thoughts, you watched as he lead you away from the party, not thinking too much about it you followed after him willingly, "who are you with?" He asked you in a nervous voice, "huh? What do you mean? I think my friends already left" You told him, he looked at you in confusion he watched as your stand  faded away.

He relaxed before making finger guns at you, "Nah baby, you're with Mista, Mista guido!" He said earning few giggles from you, "Is that so? You know I should get going now, but if you want to see me again, let's meet at the car park, you know about the party there right?" You asked as he nodded while giving you a toothy grin, you smiled as you turned to leave.

"Oh one last thing, Guido," You said as you lifted one of the Sex Pistols with your hand before giving it a smooch on the head, "these guys are quite adorable," you winked at Mista, his entire face was on fire now, he commanded the small yellow humanoids back to him as he watched you leave.

'I don't want to rock, DJ, But you're making me feel so nice, When's it gonna stop, DJ? 'Cause you're keepin' me up all night!'

The car park party huh? Mista thought, he was surely gonna go there now, he needed to find out more about you, he smiled like a dork as he kept thinking about you.