✨JJBA ONESHOTS✨

Josuke x reader

This is a story, a tale that would be told near a fireplace at a campground, so come here, hop on the lap and enjoy the ride, this story takes place in a god damn GameStop, that's right, a GameStop, a place where every gamer has once stepped their foot in, a true holy temple for their mighty gaming ways, Josuke being one of them, god bless this absolute legend.

He's fresh out of college and his social game was in the dirt, so you can guess what that mix brought him, why is this important? Well, this is just setting our stage for this mighty opera. 

But even though his social game was in the dirt, it didn't stop him from faking confidence and trying to talk to one of the most interesting creatures of this planet, women, that's right he was getting ready to show how confident in himself he had become by talking to girls in public places, what a chad. 

Before going to the GameStop, our hero had decided to practice his game, so he decided that he was gonna go right up to the counter and talk to the girl working there and call her beautiful right to her face, he was going to look at her in the eyes and say 'ma'am you're fucking beautiful'. 

He didn't know what would really happen next, he truly didn't have a follow up for this plan, he was just going with his fantasy, real classy, but that was his game plan, he was hyping himself like a football player in a locker room before the game. 

He got his iconic hairstyle ready for this, drowning it in gell, he looked more like a freshly born baby than a chad, but who cared right, he felt like a million bucks, today was the day, he was going to say to a girl, she is beautiful.

So he hopped on his mom's shitty bike and rode to GameStop, ready for this clusterfuck of a day.

He gets to the door and opens it, and he felt like all of his being melted, time froze, but not like his weird old father stated about that weird ass blonde vampire, no, his heart began beating, there she was behind the desk, the only female employee in this particular game stop and she. Looked. Miserable. 

Probably because she's working at a fucking GameStop, but Josuke was going to make her day better by being the only man in the GameStop's history with the confidence to say that she was beautiful, like she hadn't heard that any other day from other social skill lacking members of the society of this crazy noisy town he lived in.

He was going to be the first for this truly wonderous guest, so he waltzed around the shop, looking at the section of old used games, building up his confidence, going over the lines in his head, the line he was going to use was when she was done ringing him up was going to be 'thank you beautiful' and then wait to see her reaction, hoping she wouldn't call the police or have security come to escort him out of the store.

He finally picked up the game and made his way to the counter, slammed it there and took a better look at the girl, she had a name tag '[Y/N]' a true goddess' name. 

So she started the conversation by asking him couple of questions, was he a member of gamestop power plus ultra program? Well no, no, she's going off script, shit. He thought as he shook his head in a shy manner, the dialuge is all fucked up now what was he going to do?

He's getting nervous his confidence falling down like a meteor from the sky, he wasn't expecting this, he's going through all kinds of scenarios through his head, it's like a visual novel, he's panicking. 

He's breaking down, his composure is falling, there's sweat in his brow and a sting to his heart, he wasn't prepared at all, she then asked him yet another question, another question he wasn't ready for, did he want the receipt? What will he say, 'thank you beautiful' no that wouldn't make sense because she asked him a question fuuuuuuck, what was he going to do? He can't just respond like that, he had to answer the question. 

Everything is falling apart all at once, he's running out of time, he's not sure when to say his line, did he want the receipt? Fuck no who kept them? Old people? The real hags? He's a college student for christ sake, a receipt in his sweaty pocket would be an insult, a sin even! 

So our hero tells this fair maiden, "No thank you, you can keep the receipt."

And then, she said it, a sentence that can dampen the pants of any man, even the strongest men, she said, "thank you for shopping at GameStop."

Josuke froze, he doesn't know how to respond, he stood there what felt like hours looking at the ground, wondering, is now the time?

He began building up his courage, the strength to go forward, he said.

"Thank you beautiful."

He's still looking at the ground, when saying this, he hadn't earned the right to look at his GameStop queen in the eyes yet, and then he did what any sane man would.

He ran away, he jogged away before she could even respond he was gone, he speeded off, with the bag in his hands like he had just stolen the damn game, and he never returned to that GameStop ever again, what a mysterious chad of a man, this is where our fine story ends, she never saw him again, the gamer that had such confidence within him.