Fine

Chapter 3

Sent:
Hey 

You're gonna need to pick me up

In my car 


Chase-ing After The Basketball He Dribbled Off His Toe:

What 

Why is your car still here 


Sent:

Well 

Funny story
I got Nate to drive me home 


Chase-ing After The Basketball He Dribbled Off His Toe:

Please explain 


Sent:

I saw Jordan go back into your house and figured Nate wouldn't be driving him home so I may or may not have told him that you gave me a ride to your house from school and that since Jordan was now staying over with you I didn't have a ride 

So 

Yeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Chase-ing After The Basketball He Dribbled Off His Toe:

Please tell me it was at least worth it

Sent: 

It was 


Chase-ing After The Basketball He Dribbled Off His Toe:

Did you confess your feelings to him

Did you ask him out 

Did you kiss him 

Did you hook up in the back seat of his car 


Sent:

No 

No

NO

NOOOOOOOOO DUDE NO 


Chase-ing After The Basketball He Dribbled Off His Toe:

THEN HOW WAS IT WORTH IT 


Sent: 

Idk but it was really nice it was quiet but not uncomfortable which means we're at least friends right and he's kind of attractive while he's driving 


Chase-ing After The Basketball He Dribbled Off His Toe:

Friends is not what we are aiming for here you complete idiot moron we are not aiming for quiet or friends we are aiming for kissing minimum

One sec I'll get Jordan 


Sent: 

???
Why Jordan 


Chase-ing After The Basketball He Dribbled Off His Toe:

Because Chase's insults suck

DUDE YOU DIDN'T EVEN TALK SERIOUSLY THAT SEEMS PRETTY BASIC

K I'm insulting you now: 

You mute moron
Silent slacker 

Captain Friendzone 

Chase says Captain Friendzone is your new contact name this is your punishment for not doing something worthwhile while you were literally alone with Nate for at least five to ten minutes 


Sent: 

H E    I S    S T R A I G H T

Chase-ing After The Basketball He Dribbled Off His Toe:
Sorry, give us a minute, Jordan and I are discussing the complete ignorance and idiocy of both you and Nate

If you weren't such a nice considerate person you guys would almost undoubtedly be at the very least thinging by now

Sent:

1. He's straight. 2. He's straight. 3. I have this fun thing called self-respect that means I don't offer myself up as a sex toy for straight guys regardless of how attractive they may be 

Chase-ing After The Basketball He Dribbled Off His Toe:

4. You're both oblivious idiots. 5. Fine but you're still both oblivious idiots and it's going to take you forever to realize that you're destined to be together if you never at least let him know you're interested 


Sent: 

Tbh I'm kind of liking being friends with him now so idk if I want to do anything if it'd mess it up 


Chase-ing After The Basketball He Dribbled Off His Toe:

This is why your contact name is Captain Friendzone. Stop settling for being friends when what you really want is to make out with him. Sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith and hope for the best. Nate isn't a jerk, he wouldn't be a jerk about it