MCYT And Other YT Oneshots

Techno in Dream SMP

A few short stories of Techno joining Dream SMP at different times. None of these take place in the same timeline, obviously. Should point out that techno's design is literally just SAD-ists design from their most recent animation. ITS A COOL DESIGN OKAY- Go sub to SAD-ist, they're the coolest.

1) I wouldn't do that if I were you - Techno is basically Tommy's big brother. He knows something's wrong and finally decides to check on him, not a moment too soon. Set during the battle for L'manburgh's independance o7

Tommy shakily loads an arrow, and on ten spins around and shoots. He misses and dodges an arrow, barely. He misses his next arrow and freezes at the sight of an arrow flying at his face. He throws his arms up to protect himself, but he knows it won't help. He's lost.
He hears people gasp as someone pulls him out of the way. No one was close enough, so who?
"You're supposed to dodge the arrows, Tommy, not invite them in for tea." He gasps, opening his eyes.
"TECHNO!"
"No, the tooth fairy, who do you think?"
"Who the hell is this guy?" Dream asks, loading another arrow.
"I wouldn't do that, if I were you."
Dream fires, and Techno steps to the side, reaching out and grabbing the arrow's shaft, stopping it midair. He twirls it in his fingers idly, expression blank.
"What the hell!?"
"The name's Techno. You chose the wrong person to duel."
"What are you, his guardian angel?"
"Nope. Just his super cool older brother." he pulls Tommy over, pushing the arrow into his hand and moving his arms to load it, like he was teaching him how to shoot.
"I'm your brother?" Tommy's face lights up as Techno helps him aim.
"I'm never hearing the end of this."
He lets go and Tommy fires, hitting Dream square in the chest.
"Dream! Ugh... I'll go get him..." George groans, turning to run and find Dream's spawn. Sapnap follows, but not before grinning at Techno.
"You gotta teach me how you caught that arrow sometime, dude, that was awesome!"
"Tommy, who's this?" Tubbo asks, after running forward and hugging him and calling him an idiot of course.
"Guys, this is Techno. Techno, meet Tubbo and Fundy."
"Techno, long time no see, man!" Wilbur walks up, ruffling Tommy's hair.
"Hey, Wilbur. Already starting wars, are we?"
"You're one to talk, Mr. Potato King."
"Hey, look man, I couldn't just see an opportunity to drop kick this man's dreams into the sun and not take it."
"Whatever you say, Techno, whatever you say."
"Congratulations, Tommy-"
"OH DON'T EVEN START, TRAITOR!"
"GET OUT OF HERE, ERET!"
"Heh???"
"Okay, Okay, I'll leave! Nice meeting you, Techno."
"Wh- I haven't even said a word to you, what do you mean 'meet'?? Heh?"
"That was Eret. He betrayed us so he could be king of Dream SMP."
"And you guys... are not Dream SMP, correct?"
"Not anymore! You and Tommy just won L'manburgh's independance!"
"Oh. Well, I should get back to farming potatoes. Call me next time you risk your life in a war, Tommy. I would be a horrible brother if I just let you make a fool of yourself and die."
"So I AM your brother! Did you hear that, everyone? I'm the almighty Technoblade's brother! I am The Blood God's sibling-"
"Don't push it, little man." Techno flicks the other's forehead, chuckling softly.
"Hey! I'm nearly as tall as you are!"
"Sure you are."

2) Looks like you could use some help - Techno helps Tommy and Wilbur escape after Jschlatt exiles them. Wilbur and Tommy arrived in DreamSMP a month before this, and had not met anyone (Except Wilbur knew Schlatt) before they joined. No one knows Techno is there. Although Tubbo did not know Tommy before DreamSMP, they still became best friends.

Tommy and Wilbur stare at Schlatt in shock. Exile?
They fled in fear as their so called friends turned on them. The last thing Tommy sees before he rounds a corner is Tubbo's shocked and terrified face, tears falling from his eyes. He tears his gaze away; he could comfort his friend later. Wilbur grabs his wrist, pulling him into a building.
"Climb, Tommy, Climb!"
Tommy scrambled up the ladder while Wilbur barracaded the door, then followed him quickly. They watched from the top of the tower as their now ex-friends tried to ran the door down.
"Wilbur, what the hell are we going to do? That barracade won't last forever! Oh god, Wil, I'm not ready to die! I thought they were our friends! I mean, i know we've only been here and known them for a month, and had a whole war with quite a few of them, but it was all in good fun! I thought you said Schlatt was your friend, and you were so excited to see him when he showed up, but he betrayed us, Wilbur! Why did he betray us-"
"Can you get the kid to shut up?"
"AUGH-!" Both of them whip around. A man in a red fluffy coat and a crown had poked his head and arms through the hole in the floor that led to the roof. He was resting his head on his hand, looking bored. The upper half of his face was covered by a pig mask, but it seemed to reflect his mood none the less. "Please don't kill me I'm too young to die-"
"I wasn't planning on it, but if you dont stop talking I might! Jeez..." the man inturrupts before he can keep talking.
Tommy purses his lips, looking terrified.
"Who... are you?" Wilbur asks hesitantly.
"I'm the guy who's gonna save your butts; but you can call me Techno."
"Why are you helping us?"
Techno shrugs.
"It's you, me, and the kid against the world. I like those odds. Maybe I'll finally have a fair fight. That Dream guy looks like a fun guy to duel."
"...You're helping us because... you're bored?"
"Exactly. Now, c'mon; those nerds are gonna get through the barrier any minute now, and I'd rather not be here when that happens."
He slides down the ladder, Tommy and Wilbur following. He opens a trapdoor, which blended into the floor so well neither Wilbur nor Tommy had noticed it, and gestures at the ladder.
"After you."
They found themselves in an underground ravine, which smelled distinctively of...
"Potatoes?"
"Yep. Resiliant little things, they are. Nothing else would grow down here, but I don't mind. I'm the potato king for a reason."
"What do you mean?"
"C'mon!" Techno seemed pretty excited to show them, the first real emotion he had shown so far other than indifference and minor annoyance. He leads them to a huge room; potatoes were growing on platforms with dirt in them, like window boxes with flowers in them but it was just potatoes.
"Holy..."
"Cool, right? In my old world, I had a whole war over being the best potato farmer. I picked up a few tricks on how to grow them efficiently."
"How many people could this thing feed?"
"Hm... well, a single harvest could feed the three of us for a month, and I harvest em about three times a month. So It could feed nine people, if all they ever ate was potatoes."
"Thats a lot of people for just one farm alone!" Tommy grins, looking around excitedly. Probably thinking about how much of a profit they could make on it all, the little capitalist.
"It's nothing compared to my old farm; the potato dome was automatic and could have sustained a hundred people easily, and that's not even mentioning my manual farm, which could keep a whole civilization going easily. But that was when I had nothing to do but eat, sleep, and farm potatoes. There weren't mobs, that is unless you had a spawner. And if you needed recources, you normally got them from the auction house. It was pretty chill, but boring. No one there was any good at fighting- except Deo, I had fun dueling with him-"
"Deo!? As in, TimeDeo?"
"Uh... yeah?"
"I'm friends with him! He taught me how to play Skyblock!"
"Wait wait wait, you played Skyblock?"
"Yeah! Deo was always grumbling about how his friend was too busy farming potatoes to help him with the mobs, which is why he always asked me, but between you and me I think it was because he just really enjoyed hanging out with me. I mean, honestly, who would spend hours upon hours farming- potatoes... HEY WAIT A SECOND!"
Techno starts laughing histerically, Wilbur unable to force down a smile. Maybe this guy wasn't so bad afterall.
"So, what's with buisness ram? He didn't even try to charm you, which leads me to believe... you knew him."
"Charm me? His name's Schlatt, and he's my friend. Or, he was. Somethings different now."
"Ah, that would explain it. Wilbur, your friend is possessed."
"WhAT?"
"Social Demons, tricky little gremlin things. They can pretty much trick anyone into becoming their host, and they're very good at getting people to like them. A little ability of theirs, Charm, basically makes people do whatever they say. Schlatt must have figured out what was happening and kept it from charming you- which by the way, props to him, controlling demons possessing your body is very difficult."
"What about Tommy?"
"And Tubbo? They're kids. Have you ever tried controlling kids? It's hard as hell; trust me, I've tried. Demon's can't possess children, and almost none of the powers demons possess can affect them."
"Wh- Wait you've tried?? How do you know all of this?"
"Isn't it obvious? Name everybody who's eyes you haven't seen."
"Uh... lets see, Dream, Schlatt, and you."
"Schlatt hides his eyes because they're bright red now, which means he's possessed. Dream... well, he's not possessed but that's all I know."
"Wait... but... if Schlatt hides them because he's possessed... and you only specified that Dream wasn't..."
"Ding Ding Ding!" He slides his mask to the side of his face so they can see one of his bloodred eyes.
"Are you... going to charm us or whatever?"
"What? No, I'm not a lowly Social Demon. Those guys are lazy, they always make other people do things for them."
"Oh... So you won't kill us?"
"Nah, you seem chill. Besides, unlike Schlatt, I've fought my demon, and I won." His eye flashes blue, and then he pushes his mask back into place.