MCYT And Other YT Oneshots

Found (Dreamnotfound)

As far as I've heard, they're okay with being shipped :) So enjoy ig lol- Also Technopog
Sapnap exists too-

Dream parries a bow, pushing the attacker back and spinning to deflect another blow.
"We can't hold them for much longer, Dream." Techno, his best friend, monotones. His voice was always monotone, his face always a mask of indifference. Yet Dream had known him for long enough to hear the fear in his voice, get a glance of the worry on his face. They were backed up on a cliff, and no matter how many enemies they dispatched, there were always more.
"It's fine, Techno! We'll get through this!"
"...I...It was an honor fighting at your side. You deserve to live, my friend." Dream's eyes widen. He knows that tone. Techno had a plan, and it sounded like he didn't expect to survive it.
"Techno wait-" He gets shoved off the cliff by his friend, who caught his eyes as he fell, smiling sadly. It was the only way.
"TECHNO!" He cries as the other is grabbed and dragged out of sight. He hits the water with a SPLASH, floating to the surface only because Techno had the insight of making their belts and straps on their masks floatation devices. He blacks out with only one thought; had he really just lost his closest friend?

"Hey... I think he's waking up!" He opens his eyes, leaping to his feet, sword in his hand almost instantly. He brandishes it in a defensive position, prepared to kill.
"WOAH, Chill dude! We aren't gonna hurt you!"
His eyes flick between the two people there; one with a shirt with a flame on it, the other with goggles over his eyes and a scarf over the lower half of his face. He faintly feels his mask on his face and sighs softly in relief, running his hand through his soaked hair. Clearly, he hadn't been out of the water for long.
"Where am I?" He asks, voice sharp. He couldn't take any chances, these people may look innocent but they could very well be out to kill him.
"Uh... where are we, Sapnap?"
"...Somewhere along the Rhodes river, I think?" they looked at eachother, discussing,
"No, we passed the Rhodes river a few hours ago, this can't be it. Maybe the Yondev River?"
"No, that's to the east of here, it can't be that either. If only SOMEONE hadn't lost the map!"
"Hey, it's not my fault! You're the one who decided it would be a GREAT idea to scare me while I was next to the river!"
Dream watches them argue, lowering his sword in genuine confusion. These two... really didn't seem like threats.
"Haha, yeah, that was so worth it..." Sapnap laughs, and the other sighs.
"I'll chuck you into the river, Sapnap."
"Try it, I dare you! If I go down, I'm taking you with me!"
Goggles grabs his arm, shoving him into the river, but Sapnap grabs his arm as he falls, pulling him with him. They glare at eachother, then start laughing.
"I hate you!" George wheezes, and Sapnap just puts him in a mini headlock, ruffling his hair. Dream can't help but laugh as well, making the two look up at him, as if only just remembering he was there. They grin.
"I'm Sapnap, this idiot here is George."
"You're the idiot, not me!"
"Who got us lost?"
"Who got us exiled?"
"Touche, Touche... oh, yeah, what's your name?"
"Well... Techno calls- er... called... me Dream. I guess you can as well."
"Dream and Techno... where have I heard that before..." Sapnap squints. George snaps.
"You're the guys they were talking about sending an army after! That is, before Sapnap set fire to their village..."
"Hey! That was an accident! Mostly... Where's the other guy?" Dream turns his head away, seeing the cliff edge in the distance. No one was there.
"O-Oh... I'm sorry..." George sighs, slipping out of Sapnap's hold.
"I mean... He could still be alive!" Dream rolls his shoulders, "After all, Technoblade never dies. That was his catchphrase. Do you know how many times I've thought he was dead? His pulse had stopped one time and a minute later he had sat up, coughing out water with a victorious cry of 'I escape death again!'" Dream chuckles, standing up straight and sheathing his sword.
"He sounds awesome. You wanna travel with us? We're trying to find a new village. Sapnap keeps getting us exiled."
"Look, fire just follows me everywhere! It's not my fault they build their homes out of such flamable material!"
"Well, life is always easier in packs. Alright, I'm game. Which way we heading?"