MCYT And Other YT Oneshots

Platonic Philzablade go brrr

The first time Philza had seen the famed Blood God, it was mid tournament. The message of someone joining the game caught his eye, but he was far too distracted to care. He and his teammate were running around, finding supplies, and then suddenly his teammate cried out in alarm and he was barely dodging a blow out of pure instinct. He rolls to his feet, shakes his head clear, and looks over at his opponent just as he runs his teammate through with a sword.
"Run!" His teammate coughs out, then disappears, likely appearing at spawn to watch the television of what was happening.
"How dramatic." The man had mumbled, turning to look at Phil.
His eyes were bright red, and the name came to mind instantly.
"Technoblade."
"Yep, that's me. Don't suppose you know why we're here in this arena thingy?"
"You don't know? Then again, you just got here. Welcome to hell, also known as Minecraft Monday."
"Hey, you're actually responding to me! The last guy just tried to kill me, and the guy before that, and the guy before that. I guess this is a killing game?"
"More like forced entertainment-"
Lightning strikes next to him and he jumps out of the way.
"Keem isn't happy with our chat. Sorry, it's me or you," he pulls out a sword, leaping at Techno.
"Shame. I was enjoying our chat." He parries the blow and then slashes at him. Phil blocks, swiping at him again. This leaves him exposed, though, and a sword slices through his side, making him fall over.
"Ack!"
"See you later, man." He hears before he dies, respawning.

"Holy sh*t dude, you lasted the longest out of all of us! You knew his name; have you met?"
"No, but I've heard of him. The guy's known as a pvp legend; I thought they were exaggerating when they called him a god though."

Later, the tournament ends with the team-mateless Technoblade winning by a landslide. He appears in spawn after winning, and looks around in confusion.
"Right, so, that was fun but I'd like to go home now. Tapl and I were gonna have a duel later."
"You can't leave, just like you couldn't let anyone else have any fun!" Phil's teammate calls.
"Look man I just wanted the game over with. What do you mean I can't leave?"
"Because, Blade, I'm having fun watching you guys kill eachother and I'm not done with you yet."
"You must be Keem." He turns to look at the man who trapped them here.
"Yes. You've heard of me, obviously. I am very famous, after all-"
"Green hat over there mentioned you. I'd never heard your name before that. Can I go? Or, from the looks of it, can WE go?"
"Ha! Shut down!" Phil shouts instinctively.
"Quiet Phil, or I'll pair you with XQC!"
"Well, that's just cruel."
"Hey!"
"Anyways, no, you can't just go! We still have more games left!"
"Ugh, fine." He pulls out a communicator.
"What are you doing?"
"Telling Tapl I cant make it to our duel because I've been kidnapped by some random."

Everyone mingled amongst themselves in the courtyard, Phil's teammate leaving to hangout with his friends. As Phil didn't really know anyone, he just sat on his own hidden behind some bushes.
"Hey man. Sorry for killing you earlier. Phil right?" His head whips to look at Techno, who had snuck up on him.
"uH- it's fine! And yeah, my name's Phil!" His voice cracks a bit at first from surprise.
Techno sits down across from Phil.
"Mind if I sit?"
"Go ahead. No one else is gonna."
"Where's your friend?"
"Oh, Scott? He was just randomly teamed with me, we aren't really friends. He's cool, though I guess. He's hanging out with his friend group."
"That's a shame. You have a friend group too or?"
"No, don't really fit in with anyone, you know?"
"Yeah. Not many people want to hang out with me, except Tapl of course."
"Really? You seem like such a funny guy. I thought you'd have like, hundreds of friends or something."
Techno laughs, and Phil has to fight to not laugh too. His laugh was contagous.
"Thanks, but no. Everyone's either terrified of me or hates me. There's not much of an in between. What about you, any friends outside of this hell?"
"Uh... Well, kind of. I had a bunch of dogs and... And a friend was there with me for a while but... He didn't make it. It was a Hardcore world."
"Ah, I see. Sorry for asking."
"It's fine."
They chatted for a long time, Techno a bit surprised at how well they got along, until the sun set and everyone started going inside.
"Blade, Gapple, where are you?" Keem calls. Techno stands up, jumping the bushes to walk calmly towards him. Phil follows more hesitantly, standing behind Techno a bit. He didn't like being around Keem when no one else was around.
Well, Techno was around, but that wasn't really his point.
"Blade, you're bunking with Gapple. He's the only one who doesn't have a bunkmate, and also is the only one who isn't terrified of you. Have fun." He waves them off, then walks away.
"Hey, could be worse. Least while I'm trapped here I can be trapped with a friend." Techno grins, shrugging. Phil's face goes red, cause no one had really called him a friend in a while and he wasn't entirely sure how to react, and he tries to hide it by pulling the collar of his shirt over his face. It doesn't work.