why is it you?

chapter 6: gon!! you baka!!

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Killua's POV:

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Gon was leaning in to deliver the kiss. Or so he thought that was until he opened his eyes to look in surprise at the loud ahem that came from that bitch waiter.

Dammit. He was THIS close to getting a kiss from his gon!! THIS close!!! And he hated it so much. Why was the world so cruel!? Why couldn't it just let him kiss his beloved already?!

Oh well. He'd get his chance if they ever got to be alone together... That's right... He didn't think that gon knew what "that" Was if he were to do it ever.

Better safe than sorry. He put his arms behind his head and looked at the blushing gon and then looked back at the lady forgeting that she was there. Son of a bitch. He'd have to wait to ask again.

Um... H-here are your drinks s-sir...!! Now if you'll excuse me I'll be... Going now!! I'll be back with your food in a minute!!" She set the drinks on the table quickly walking away, almost as if running, but he totally didn't mind. He would have the whole table to himself to talk. He planed to use it with the time he had left.

He devised a plan in his head and smirked to himself. Yes this plan would definitely work. He was sure of it. "Oi, gon!! I need to ask you something for a second, so listen up."

His head immediately shot up at killua wanting to ask him a question. He saw his facial expressions that he knew indicated "what could killua have to ask me that is so important? Is it that important?" The reason was because he to had experienced the same expressions.

"So gon... Have you ever experienced.... "It" Before? Wait let me rephrase. I know that you haven't but do you have a understanding of where babies come from?"

He looked confused for a moment and then his face lit up as he knew the answer. And it cracked killua up, causing gon to form a little pout as he did. But the answer was just so cute and hilarious!!

"Oh!! I know!! It comes from a mother dog, and then she puts in a cabbage patch, and the baby is abandoned after that right??!"

Well... To be honest.... The last part wasn't really funny. Because it had happened to gon before. He hadn't really been raised right. All he grew up with was his aunt mito, it wasn't typically normal for a dad to abandon his kid like that. He didn't say it wouldn't ever happen. And personally that was kilkua's idera of "worlds worst parent" Award.

With him it had happened with his mom technically. It didn't really happen but it did in a way. You know? In the end the only one that was really understanding and was with him was his father. It was different for gon.

He knew he acted tough when all he really wanted to do was cry. He could see it on his face. Now he wasn't saying that he never cried, because he definitely most certainly did. But when he was trying to act tough he wouldn't.

And for that he just wanted to squeeze his small body tight. After he finished his laughing session, He just shook his head no and carried on with his explanation.

"No exactly gon... Well no you didn't get anything right. Except maybe the dog giving birth part. But without the bitch."

"Oh? So then how killua? How do you make babies? Is it to the one you love only? Or can it be with just anyone? Can I get pregnant?"

He almost spit out the drink that he was drinking. Why was that so disturbing but so... Satisfying at the same time? He got it halfway right, he'd give him that. But someone was going to have to teach him what that something really meant. And he intended to so hard.

Ok now he just sounded like a rotten pervert. Oops. "Ok gon, slow down. To many questions at once. But I heard so I'll answer them one at a time ok?"

He nodded his head and waited patiently for killua's answer. It was just to cute💜 "alright so first question "so then how killua?" Well... Are you sure you want to know gon? It might be a little... Ah extreme for you." He had determination in his eyes and nodded a big nod, so what could he do? Not telling him was not an option.

So he'd show him exactly what he meant. He would give the girly-male no chance of survival when he was done.

"... Well I'll just show you the whole thing when I get the chance~that ok with you?"

His face scrunched up as he pondered. "You sound like a perverted old man killua." That cracked him up again. Seeing his face like that and his answer!! Oh it was just to much!!

After he finished laughing again with a confused gon staring at him probably wondering whether he was going crazy or not, he answered the second question.

"Ok so moving on to the next, the same answer as before. I'll just show you so you know better.

Next the third, " Is it the one that you love olny?" The answer to that is not always. You can have "it" With someone that you dont want to have babies with. Like for example a one night stay.

Next the forth one is, "or can it just be with anyone?" Same answer as before. Yes it most definitely can if you want it to be.

And unto the last and final one,"can I get pregnant?" Answer. No I don't think you can unless i- or someone dose something to you to get you pregnant. Otherwise it wouldn't be able to happen. Boys don't have eggs or fertilization like girls do. They emit...sperm to fertilize the egg and cuase the baby to form. "

He nodded and smiled at him. It was beautiful the way he smiled. Like sunlight emerging in his chilly body. He had to have that smile soon. All to himself. His forever.

"Ok. I think I understand now. And killua just show me whenever your ready." He smiled again, and killua seriously didn't know how the whole room didn't just fill up with light right at that moment.

He sighed as he waited for that stupid girl. Seriously when was she going to come with their food already!! It had been like what stinking 40 minutes!! Some "I'll be back with your food in a minute sirs!!" That was.

He finally saw her emerge and leanded back against the chushy-chair thingy. Finally.

She smiled putting it down and placing the Billfold on the table. "Will that be all for you sirs?"

"Yes!! Thanks so much!! Have a great day!!" She nodded and left leaving us to eat our food in peace. Argh. He finally got to eat alone with gon. Alone.

It was peaceful for the next forty minutes as gon ate messily. Killua tried to keep the mess off his clothes and chin laughing to himself as he did. "Gon!!you baka!!"

"Sorry hehe!!"

He was like the mother or father to gon that he never had. If that was how mothers acted. Oh well he didn't mind one bit. He was happy that gon was happy.

And that was all that mattered.

((Woh. This one is a long one XD sorry for not making any leopika on this update. But I all of a sudden had an idea. So what I think I'm going to start doing is reserving one chapter for leopika and one for killugon. What do you guys think? Should i? I'd love your opinion if you'd love to give it!! Thanks for reading this!! And until next update bye!!))