why is it you?

chapter 25: the drunk kurapika

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leorio's pov:

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leorio had no idea what kurapika had wanted from him. but he knew that it was obviously something important by the way he was acting. he watched him as he blushed ordering their drinks for them both. now sense when did kurapika drink? he couldn't remember him ever drinking in his presence, then again kurapika had erased all his memories anyways . so it wasn't really his fault that he didn't remember a dam thing. he looked over at the blond haired male and cocked his head to the side indicating that he didn't know what he meant by all of this. he just looked at him and mouthed out: "ill tell you when we get our drinks" He just nodded and nothing more needed to be said between the two lovebirds.

They both waited while kurapika just stared at a fixed point outside the window. He seemed out of it today... What was the matter with him? He was determined to find out by the time that they got their drinks. Or maybe earlier he could try asking now that might work. Or he might not even get a response judging by how spaced out the ditsy male really was. It was really cute though so he didn't mind. He waved his hand in front of his face to get his attention. But he didn't even look his way.

Hm.. Strange... Well he'd have to use that measure then. This would get him to answer to him quick. he walked over to the still spaced out male and began to tickle him senseless. as soon as he felt the first touch his eyes winded and he began to laugh his head off. he smirked and did it more it was kinda cute to see the way he tried not to laugh and shove the larger male off of him. well the old leorio wouldn't go down without a fight. he picked up a surprised kurapika and sat him down on his lap as he squirmed in uncomfort. he didn't have much time to react to what he did next, yup you guessed it. he began to tickle the smaller male to no end. he could stop laughing after that but it also looked like kurapika wasn't going to go down without a fight as well. that was fine, leorio always liked a good challenge. and not to brag or anything tbh he was really good at it to. 

"leorio...!! s-stop...!! stop o-or so help me i-i will...!!" he squirmed to try to get him to drop him from his tight grasp on the male. did he really think that leorio would drop the struggling male? no fucking way!! he was having wayyyyy toooo much fun with the male. he would never drop him even if it killed him. " you will what my bunny-Chan~? tell me what will you do exactly?~" he turned back to glare at leorio and bit his finger. he cursed inwardly and held his finger determined not to scream, giving kurapika the satisfaction that he had overpowered the dominate male. he looked up at a smirking kurapika and got a little pissed off. nobody looked down on him, especially not the small little bunny. he could easily overpower him with one swipe of his hand. well now he was seriously considering it because no kurapika was sitting in HIS seat and not his own. well to be fair leorio was in the males seat, occupying it so that he couldn't sit on it... that wasn't the point though!! the point was that he was acting all high and mighty. he needed to put him in his place. and thats exactly what he was going to do. 

he wouldn't do it right now however. he grinned evilly as her was devising a plan for tonight. oh he would make sure that he was put in his place alright. if it was the last thing that he did he would make sure of it. he could promise that to you with a straight face. when kurapika got drunk he got drunk. he would do anything and everything without even batting  an eye to what he would do.. and then the next morning he wouldn't remember ANYTHING at all that had happened the previous night. well as if right on cue the waitress came with their order of drinks and leorio doubted that he was paying attention to him so he told her " keep em coming". as he suspected kurapika was spaced out as oblivious to the world as if he was asleep. perfect that's just what he needed. kurapika finally noticed that the drinks had come and he began to gulp it down as leorio took a little sip of his. well was kurapika gonna tell him what he had to tell him or not? he was seriously curious. and it was EATING. HIM. UP. kurapika finally downed his last gulp and wiped off his mouth already the drink showing its side effects. now was he going to finally tell him? he watched the male to see what he would do next. 

he opened his mouth to speak and hiccuped once before saying something to leorio. wow now that was really cute~ the way he looked his eyes... everything~" l-leorio, why are you staring at me? are you waiting for me to say the thing that i have to say? if do ill say it. i just want to hear you say that you want to hear what i have to say." he gushed at this side of pika inside his heart. he was so adorable!! this side of kurapika seemed to want more attention from him then the other side ever did. he would have to make him drunk more often. whenever wanted this side to leave. "well do you?" kurapika stared at him. oh right he was supposed to answer him. " well of course i want to hear what you have to say pika. you'd know that i would listen to anything you have to say no matter how stupid or cute it may be." He smiled and kurapika just answered with a simple "I know. "

As soon as the second drinks came he told him a little confused, by his facial expression, but willing to still tell him. "Well... To be honest I kinda actually forgot but I remember some of what I was going to ask at least." He nodded encouraging him to go on. That was ok he didn't need the whole world and a definition to be satisfied. All he needed was kurapika's true words. Not all that fake stuff. "Yeah that's ok. Go ahead and tell me pika. I'm listening." He nodded and spoke what he had to say. "Well I was kinda wondering something... But it's the question of whether you want to pertake in starting a family with me... That's really all." His mouth dropped open at that. Sense when was kurapika this outspoken? Well it's probably because he was as drunk as a skunk but still. How many drinks had he had already? He couldn't count the empty cups on the table.

"Well.... I really don't know what to think yet pika. To be honest I haven't really thought about it all that much really... Sorry if that disappointed you..." He nodded and sighed to himself. "So it's just me... Ok good to know leorio." He inwardly cursed himself again. Why did he say that? Was he hurt by him? Ugh why did he almost always have to mess up everything he said? Well if he did say something wrong he was going to make up for it. He wanted a family with kurapika he couldn't think of anything or anyone else. A family with kurapika is what he lived for. He wanted that joy of being married the joy of seeing his children for the first time, watching them grow up. Now that would be hard but he would suck it up like a man would. He would make up for it by striving for kurapika's dream to come true.
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About an hour later they finally finished their food and got in the car driving for home. All the way home though kurapika was just cussing up a storm and talking in kurta which he had absolutely no idea to decipher. "HEYYYY FUCKKKKK LEORIO!! IM HORNY AND...(inserts kurta language here)" He guessed that it was more cursing. He pulled up into the apartment parking lot and stopped the engine. He looked over to his right and kurapika was passed out drunk, but that would change. He would have to wake up sooner or later. By one way or another. He picked him up like the TOTAL gentleman he was(lol) and unlocked his door putting kurapika on the bed. He opened the bathroom door and took a short bath. After all he wouldn't want to leave a bad impression on his future wife. He smiled drying off and getting out walking to the beauty on the bed to begin his nighttime activities.

(A/n: yeah sorry for the INCREDIBLY LONG paragraphs. I was writing on a computer in the computer lab because we had a class project and yeah. Sense I already finished I decided to go ahead and give y'all another chapter!! Hope you enjoy!!)