"Finally, my autobiography book, Error 404 is out, after 2 years of work.
It actually took me only 6 months to write 99% of the book, but couldn't write the ending for a long, long time. I wrote a book about a child who was sexually abused, unhappy...
Aside from things like depression, eating disorders, and so on, there's one thing, if I wrote a book, I was determined to share. That is how I am the unlucky person in the world.
I'm not lucky, maybe, but I don't know I'm the unluckiest human on earth, until I lived with my darling, for my whole life,. How can anyone compare?
Comparing already, I wish I hadn't started comparing.
I can do whatever I do, but it will take three times more time and effort than other people. When I wake up, I smash my head against the bunk bed. When I take a bath, the water heater is broken. Upon entering the elevator, the elevator stops working. Going on the train, I will get pick-pocketed. Arriving school, I will be deemed as late for school, and then being disciplined, resulting in paying a fine.
I flew from Singapore to New York, I just got used to the year-round summer weather 30 degrees Celsius, and when I arrived at the airport, I found the news: "Today is the coldest day in American history, -50 degrees Celsius".
I brought seven coats in total for a few days of usage, but on the first day I had to put all seven on. I was at a friend's house to stay, the fireplace broke down, with a small brick warm bag, I kept turning my head all night, turning my back, and then turning my head to prevent frostbite.
Going to Russia, I must ask if it is summertime, just step out of the station, it was hail.
Going to Germany in May was very sunny, wearing a sleeveless shirt, buying ice cream to help relieve sadness, while licking the ice cream, it snowed heavily and was wet. Dry cough pharyngitis always followed for the next month in Europe.
Every time I find myself too alone, I have to advise myself that bad luck is always there, I am not alone. It follows me like a shadow. Tuan Jun said at first: "It's just your imagination." Finished, when I saw it with my own eyes, I was afraid of sun exposure, he asked me to go to the fortune teller, then immediately withdraw my words because I was afraid that I would discover something mysterious.
During my last month of school before graduation, I went to the US for a month to finish my final grade and do the graduation ceremony. My school is in Oklahoma, which is a famous tornado state, but never in history has a storm hit the city directly. In this last subject, the whole class was allowed to go to the TV station to see how people made the weather reports, how they stood in the green background ... and everyone just came to take advantage of the virtual map, take pictures together. I responded as well, taking a funny shot, standing up with my middle finger on the map. The picture is so beautiful, so I decided to post on my instagram over two hundred thousand followers, with the title: "Hello guys, the weather is very bad and you will all die."
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Who would have expected the weather to be even more fun than me. The next morning, we were eating our graduation meal when the sirens were howling. The floods panicked, the students put down their knives, utensils, and chopsticks and ran down the shelter when they heard that a tornado was heading across the road to the school. The room was tiny, crowded, everyone was crowded together, the principal went in and turned on the television to check the weather.
"The hurricane is only 10 minutes away, but after this storm there will be a series of tornadoes on weekends, i'm asking everyone to take shelter at home. And, on the other hand, an image is making waves and circulating on the Internet after accurately predicting the weather situation today belongs to Instagram user, named @Plaaastic ... "
You can imagine that you are me, with overwhelming fear and pain, suddenly hundreds of eyes in a room turn to look like I have just called a demon to destroy the happiness of everyone. people.
I went back to the hotel room, the windows were broken, the water flooded with the luggage was floating. I turned on my phone the day before, only to discover thousands of unread messages, existing people, and strangers. Turns out, the funny photo I'm on Instagram, hydrological forecast is more correct than those with 50 years of experience in the profession, so you like and share it to nearly 500,000 times in less than 24 hours. From my personal page, to 9GAG, Reddit, tabloid pages, then ... CNN News, everyone shares that photo and caption, my followers skyrocket, my friends even go to the inbox. insanely you are (overly) famous already.
My teacher at the time, a self-proclaimed face that I hated, said that I just ruined the school's years-long relationship with the television station, and the following classes would never be allowed to go there again-- because I put my middle finger in the picture. She said it was fortunate that I would be back home in two days, and that I would never be forgiven in Oklahoma. I watched the news and saw that some houses had been destroyed, two people died in two hours.
The awarding session was as ironic as the whole trip, we slept all night in the laundry room because it was the most closed and compact room in the hotel, early morning we got a license quickly and returned. I thought I was back, okay, I got out, it turned out not. Going out to the airport, they told me we left the day after the storm, so the priority should be given to those who were delayed by the storm. I was crazy, and I was a little bit crazy and head into an airplane because I really just wanted to go now, go, get out of this weird now-now. Done, you know what happened then? The TV at the airport showed CNN, on the screen was a picture of me holding my middle finger on a map of Oklahoma. I slept at the airport two days in a row, got on the plane, then came back to California late on the next flight back to Vietnam, had to pay 50% more fare. When you return to Vietnam, you will lose 50% of your luggage.
At this point, I think I should repeat Tuan Jun's sentence: "My life is like a comedy series."
