Red Dwarf Preferences and One Shots.

GROUPCHAT

(If you can guess who each person is you will be my new best friend.)

~The Dwarfers~

Y/N/N- Yo, what if people had food names and food had people names?

The Diva- PFFT

Sarcastic Head- Oml- hahaha.

The Curryholic- "HEY SPAGHETTI IT'S TIME FOR DINNER!"

The Diva- What are we having?!

Sarcarstic Head- Margaret!

Curryholic- Hahahakfnsual-

Hologramatic cunt- I swear everyone here is high.

Y/N/N- Shut up chocolate! 

Broken AI- ...what is happening here?

The Curryholic- Humour.

Broken AI- Why?

Y/N/N- Because I have not been drinking.

Hologramatic Cunt- Bloody hell.

The Diva- Shut it goalpost head.

The Curryholic- Pfft- yes.

Y/N/N- Well, I'm gonna go cook some Alex.

Broken AI- Alex?

Y/N/N- Yes pizza. Alex.

~Y/N/N has logged off~

The Curryholic- Well, I'm'a go help her. Bye.

~The Curryholic has logged off~

The Divq- Oooo

Broken AI- What's with him?

Hologramatic Cunt- He likes her dingleberry breath.

Broken AI- Oh.

~Broken AI has logged off~

The Diva- Well then.

~The Diva has logged off~

Sarcastic Head- Damn.

Hologramatic Cunt- Can you-

Sarcastic Head- No.

~Sarcastic Head has logged off~

Hologramatic Cunt- Bastered.

~Hologramatic Cunt has logged off~

~The Groupchant has dispanded~