Curryholic- How come you never use to travel?
Y/N/N- Ask Rimmer.
Hologramatic Cunt- 🎶 Where are the states where Y/N can't go? 🎶
Hologramatic Cunt- Arizona,
Hologramatic Cunt- Utah,
Hologramatic Cunt- and Ohio.
Broken AI- Oh my!
Hologramatic Cunt- 🎶 There's, three more states where Y/N can't be,
Hologramatic Cunt- Texas,
Hologramatic Cunt- New Hampshire,
Hologramatic Cunt- and Tennessee.
Sarcastic Head- What did you do?!
Y/N/N- ...
Y/N/N- 🎶 I'm also not welcome in Europe. 🎶
Broken AI- WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Y/N/N- Heheheh...
The Diva- You guys. Hey guys.
Curryholic- Wot.
The Diva- If your leg got cut off, would it hurt?
Hologramatic Cunt- ....
Sarcastic Head- Would it-
Broken AI- DUH.
The Diva- How though?
Curryholic- Because your leg got cut off!
The Diva- Where you gonna feel the pain?
Y/N/N- In your le- : 0
The Diva- Exactly! How you gonna feel the pain in your leg, if your leg is gone!
Y/N/N- Genius.
Hologramatic Cunt- Omfg.
Broken AI- Idiots.
Y/N/N- ; (
Curryholic- *sighs*
The Diva- ...
The Diva- What wrong?
Curryholic- Nothing.
Sarcastic Head- Just tell us.
Curryholic- Why do you gotta know so bad?
Broken AI- So we can cheer you up.
Curryholic- It's not your job to cheer me up.
Hologramatic Cunt- Yes it is. Cheering you up is my job.
Curryholic- Then you're fired.
Y/N/N- You can't fire me I'm union bitch.
The Diva- XD
Broken AI- What can we do?
Curryholic- ...
Y/N/N- Yo, Holly, switch Rimmer to his hard-light drive.
Sarcastic Head- Okay Y/N.
~Sarcastic Head has logged off~
Hologramatic Cunt- What?
Hologramatic Cunt- OH!
~Hologramatic Cunt has logged off~
Curryholic- : )
~Curryholic has logged off~
The Diva- What-
Broken AI- Don't say it.
Y/N/N- THEY'RE GONNA FUCK!
Broken AI- And you said it.
The Diva- Hey Y/N.
Y/N/N- Already on my way.
~Y/N/N had logged off~
~The Diva has logged off~
Broken AI- I am not doing this weeks laundry.
~Broken AI has logged off~
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