Red Dwarf Preferences and One Shots.

Groupchat #30 - ~ Bad ~ pick up lines

Dave - Hey doll, are you a piece of bread?

Y/n - I'm scared to ask. Why?

Dave - Because I want to put some mean between those buns. ; )

Y/n - Oh good lord...

Cat - HAHAHAH-

Kryten- Like a hotdog?

Holly- He did not just-

Rimmer - Yes Kryten like a hotdog.

Lister - Okay, okay, dear?

Y/n - yeah?

Lister - Are you a piece of fruit?

Y/n - Goddamnit.

Lister - Cause eating you everyday is good for my health.

Cat - ayy, more like 5 times a day.

Rimmer - I hate both of you.

Kryten - I like fruit.

Holly- that- that's not what they meant.

Dave - Love listen, are you a doctor?

Y/n - I regret this.

Dave - Because I've got a bone for you to examine.

Cat - XD I think I may need a nurse too.

Rimmer - will you two please stop?

Kryten - Why do you need a nurse cat?

Holly - Oh dear lord...

Dave - Sweetie, I love to watch the sun go down I really do,

Dave - but I'd much rather watch you go down instead.

Cat - Oh wow XD

Y/n - There, there are no words.

Kryten - Go down where?

Holly - Someone else tell him.

Rimmer - I am so done.

Dave - Hey darling, I have 206 bones in my body,

Y/n - Surprised you knew that.

Dave - But when I look at you I get 207.

Cat - Smooth. Smooth as hell.

Kryten - Where did he get the extra bone from?

Cat - She gave it to him XD

Rimmer - GUYS THAT'S MY SISTER!