Lister- I understand you guys had a good day today?
Y/N- Yes. We had a great day.
Rimmer- Do we did not.
Y/N- Yes.
Rimmer- No.
Y/N- Yes.
Rimmer- No we did not have. A good day.
Y/N- Yes we HAD a great frickin' day!
Lister- Did you have a good day?
Y/N- Yes.
Rimmer- No.
Y/N- Shut up.
Lister- A good day?
Y/N- Yes.
Rimmer- No.
Y/N- Shut. Up.
Lister- You were suppose to take him to the spa.
Y/N- I took him to the SpA!
Rimmer- She put me in the vegetable steamer.
Y/N- It's the same thing!
Lister- It is not the same thing!
Y/N- It is to! It gets hot, then it gets steamy then it goes DING.
Rimmer- Fucking bastard.
Y/N- Whiney Condiment.
Lister- A condiment?
Rimmer- I do not use them.
Y/N- You don't?
Rimmer- And neither did your mother.
Y/N- o.o
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Red Dwarf Preferences and One Shots.
FanfictionOne Shots and preferences for Red Dwarf.