Red Dwarf Preferences and One Shots.

Groupchat #29

Eagle 1- I'm not mad that my boyfriend is 'fat'.

Been There Done That- Offended.

If I Had To Pick A Dude- She put air quotes.

It Happened Once In A Dream- Why are you mad Y/N?

Eagle 1- I'm mad because he does fat shit.

Currently Doing That- How?

Eagle 2- What, is a 'fat shit'?

Eagle 1- I'm mad because I was caught the other day.

If I Had To Pick A Dude- Sounds wrong but alright.

Eagle 1- I was sitting on my sleeping quarters the other day, I had just finished eating my food I had done so well.

Currently doing that- I think I know where this is going.

Eagle 1- Here comes my fatass boyfriend he was like 'Y/N.' I said 'Lister.'

Been There Done That- Still offended.

Eagle 1- He dropped his voice real low and was like; 'I smell something.'

Eagle 2- Loving this story.

Eagle 1- You know my boyfriend, came into my room; climbed onto by bed, took two crumbs off my shirt, rubbed them together watched them fall.

If I Had To Pick A Dude- Dear lord Lister.

Eagle 1- Sniffed the air, my boyfriend look right at me and you know what he said? He said; 'Y/N, is that an Italian beef, extra dip, with mozzarella cheese, mustard and hot peppers on a Kaiser roll?"

Currently doing that- That's actually rather impressive.

Eagle 1- I said 'Wait a minite-' he said after sniffing the air again; 'Was it cut in half?'

Eagle 2- XD

If I Had To Pick A Dude- What-

Been There Done That- Well-

Eagle 1- I said 'Wait a minute; I want you to tell me how the fuck you can smell if a sandwich's been cut in half?!'

It Happened Once In A Dream- Yes, how is that possible?

Eagle 1- Who the fuck does your far ass work for?! CIA in the food division?!

Currently Doing That- XD