Sarcastic Head- We heave a problem.
The Diva- ?
Y/N/N- What it is?
Broken AI- There's a baby penguin, caught on an iceberg.
Curryholic- Ooo, a baby penguin.
Hologramatic Cunt- Caught on an iceberg.
Y/N/N- What a penguin?
The Diva- What's an iceberg?!
Broken AI- ...
Y/N/N- Also! From now on we'll be using new code names!
Y/N/N- You can address me as Eagle 1.
~Y/N/N has changed Y/N/N to Eagle 1.~
Eagle 1- Lister, code name: Been there done that.
~Eagle 1 has changed Curryholic to Been There Done That.~
Been There Done That- Oh wow... 😂
Eagle 1- Holly is: Currently doing that.
~Eagle 1 has changed Sarcastic Head to Currently Doing That.~
Currently Doing That- Well then.
Eagle 1- Kryten is: It happened once in a dream.
~Eagle 1 has changed Broken AI to It Happened Once In A Dream.~
It Happened Once In A Dream - I regret telling you that.
Eagle 1- Rimmer is: If I had to pick a dude.
~Eagle 1 has changed Hologramatic Cunt to If I Had To Pick A Dude.~
If I Had To Pick A Dude - Oh lord.
Eagle 1- Cat is: Eagle 2.
~Eagle 1 has changed The Diva to Eagle 2~
Eagle 2- Oh thank god.
It Happened Once In A Dream- Well, we should split up into teams.
Eagle 1- Who are we? The Scooby gang?
Eagle 2- Y/N is mine! I'm taking her with me!
If I Had To Choose A Guy- Can I have her-
Eagle 2- NO FUCK OFF SHE'S MINE!
Eagle 1- Are you okay Cat?
Eagle 2- I'm fine. : )
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Red Dwarf Preferences and One Shots.
FanfictionOne Shots and preferences for Red Dwarf.