Groupchat #23

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Sarcastic Head- We heave a problem.

The Diva- ?

Y/N/N- What it is?

Broken AI- There's a baby penguin, caught on an iceberg.

Curryholic- Ooo, a baby penguin.

Hologramatic Cunt- Caught on an iceberg.

Y/N/N- What a penguin?

The Diva- What's an iceberg?!

Broken AI- ...

Y/N/N- Also! From now on we'll be using new code names!

Y/N/N- You can address me as Eagle 1.

~Y/N/N has changed Y/N/N to Eagle 1.~

Eagle 1- Lister, code name: Been there done that.

~Eagle 1 has changed Curryholic to Been There Done That.~

Been There Done That- Oh wow... 😂

Eagle 1- Holly is: Currently doing that.

~Eagle 1 has changed Sarcastic Head to Currently Doing That.~

Currently Doing That- Well then.

Eagle 1- Kryten is: It happened once in a dream.

~Eagle 1 has changed Broken AI to It Happened Once In A Dream.~

It Happened Once In A Dream - I regret telling you that.

Eagle 1- Rimmer is: If I had to pick a dude.

~Eagle 1 has changed Hologramatic Cunt to If I Had To Pick A Dude.~

If I Had To Pick A Dude - Oh lord.

Eagle 1- Cat is: Eagle 2.

~Eagle 1 has changed The Diva to Eagle 2~

Eagle 2- Oh thank god.

It Happened Once In A Dream- Well, we should split up into teams.

Eagle 1- Who are we? The Scooby gang?

Eagle 2- Y/N is mine! I'm taking her with me!

If I Had To Choose A Guy- Can I have her-

Eagle 2- NO FUCK OFF SHE'S MINE!

Eagle 1- Are you okay Cat?

Eagle 2- I'm fine. : )

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