Y/N/N- It's the edges for me.
Sarcastic Head- Oh lord.
Hologramatic Cunt- It's the fake earrings for me.
Broken AI- Here we go.
Y/N/N- It's the jumbo ears for me.
The Diva- PFFT-
Hologramatic Cunt- It's the fake chain for me.
Curryholic- Well damn.
Y/N/N- It's the *crispy* lips for me.
Sarcastic Head- HSMANTJAJF-
Hologramatic Cunt- It's the olaf pants for me.
Curryholic- Sorry, what?
Y/N/N- It's the oversized shirt that ain't your for me.
The Diva- Pfft.
Hologrmatic Cunt- It's the drawn on eyebrows for me.
Broken AI- Oof.
Y/N/N- It's your crush rejecting you for me. ; )
Sarcastic Head- Pffhantnajtb-
Hologrmatic Cunt- WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!
Curryholic- ; )
Hologramatic Cunt- SPILLING MY SECRETS!
Broken AI- Oop-
Hologramatic Cunt- THAT'S WHY YOUR DAD LEFT!
The Diva- WHOA!
Sarcastic Head- Too far!
Curryholic- What the fuck?!
Broken AI- Uncalled for.
Y/N/N- Ain't like I'm five years old.
Y/N/N- Ya know?
Y/N/N- Ain't like I'm gonna be up every night asking my mum, 'When's daddy coming home?'
Y/N/N- Ya know?
Hologramatic Cunt- Y/N I-
Y/N/N- Who need him?
Y/N/N- He wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket.
Y/N/N- But I learned didn't I?
Curryholic- Babe-
Y/N/N- And I got pretty damn good at it too didn't I?
The Diva- Yeah you did...
Y/N/N- Got through my first day without him.
Y/N/N- Learned how to drive.
Y/N/N- How to fly.
Y/N/N- How to fight without him.
Broken AI- Y/N, maybe you should-
Y/N/N- I HAD FOURTEEN! GREAT BIRTHDAYS WITHOUT HIM!
Y/N/N- HE DIDN'T EVEN SEND ME A DAMN CARD!
Y/N/N- TO HELL WITH HIM!
Sarcastic Head- This got too real way too quick-
Curryholic- Babe I'm sorry.
Y/N/N- I ain't need need him then and I ain't need him now.
Y/N/N- ...How come he don't want me man?
Hologramatic Cunt- Y/N, I didn't mean it, I-
~Y/N/N has logged off~
The Diva- You damn fucked up this time.
~The Diva has logged off~
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Red Dwarf Preferences and One Shots.
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