~Private Chat; Rimmer & Y/N~
Rimmer- At recess today, why did you push me in the mud?
Y/N- Because we was playing tag and you was in my way.
Rimmer- Sssooo?
Rimmer- Oo my neck popped.
Rimmer- You could've said exiuse me.
Y/N- It's excuse me ya burnt biscuit.
Y/N- How do you expect me.to say it to you if you can't even pronounce it right?
Y/N- Ugh, slow like jet lag. Gone somewhere.
Rimmer- Oh you better shut up them lips right now. Disrespectful.
Y/N- Whatever.
Y/N- Just know that when we play house tomorrow, you gon be the dog.
Rimmer- Hey!
Rimmer- Heyey-
Rimmer- Why the dog?!
Y/N- Because a dog got no edges and that'll fit right in with you.
Y/N- Bork! Bork! Bork!
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Red Dwarf Preferences and One Shots.
FanfictionOne Shots and preferences for Red Dwarf.
