[Weak Hero X Reader] Romance 101 [OLD VERSION]

Offer

"Move in with me,"

"Fuck no," You immediately refused. 

"You have no home," Vampire Boy pointed out. "You were out in the rain and were really sick,"

"I just needed a painkiller or a fever reducer," You claimed. "I would've been fine the next morning,"

"You would show up to school and to work soaked?" He pointed out. "I'm surprised you kept it a secret for this long. Why aren't you living with your brothers?"

"I don't want to be a burden," You mumbled. "And I know that they wouldn't accept any payment. I'm not going to take advantage of their kindness. I've survived on the streets back in the US. It's nothing I can't handle. The only difference is that I have to hide the fact that I live on the streets from my brothers and friends,"

"You did a shit job hiding it,"

You glared at him. "I told you I was fine but you still looked for me,"

"You're my best friend," He pointed out. "I'm not letting you die in the rain,"

"I wasn't going to die!" You denied.

"Well, you were sick enough that I had to take you to the hospital,"

"I'm still not going to move in with you," You told him. "I'll somehow repay you for the hospital bill,"

"Or," He proposed (a plan, not marriage!). "I can hire you as my live-in maid. That way you won't be freeloading since you'd be uncomfortable with staying for free,"

"I really don't have any better options," You let out an exhausted sigh. "Fine,"

"You're going to have to stay at the hospital for a few days though," He ruffled your hair. "Make sure you get better, Wifey,"

"Since I'm going to be here for a while," You said. "I should inform my brothers and friends. You should leave because my brothers and their friends think that you're my boyfriend,"

"Well, we are going to be living together from now on," He smirked smugly.

"Very funny," You rolled your eyes. "I really don't want Jay to attempt to murder you in a hospital,"

"Alright, alright," He smiled. "I have work to do anyway. I'll be back later tonight,"

Third Person POV

'So one of her brother's name is Jay?' Donald thought as he left. 'Or is Jay a nickname? I'm sure her brothers would be able to recognize me. Her friends and her brothers' friends would also recognize me. For now, I won't let her find out that I'm the head of the Union,'

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"[Your Name]!" Jake threw the hospital door opened, nearly breaking it. "Sis, are you alright!?"

"I've been better,"

"Jake, we're in a hospital," Kenny reminded. "Don't yell or else we'll get kicked out. Also, I'm sure your yelling will give [Your Name] a headache,"

"Sorry," Jake apologized. "Sis, what happened?"

"I was out in the rain and got sick. I didn't think much of it but it got worse so Vampire Boy took me to the hospital,"

"I really want to meet this boyfriend of yours," Kenny said. "He really cares about you,"

"Okay, okay, I'll see when he has time and we can set up an actual meeting, alright?"

"Dean and Timmy will go with us," Jake said. "Since they're like brothers to us, they're your brothers too," 'Besides, we can team up and beat this vampire up if he tries anything indecent with our sister!'