[Weak Hero X Reader] Romance 101 [OLD VERSION]

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As known as Donald is, has she really not looked up his name on Naver?

So...what if the Reader actually used Naver to find out more about Donald Duck—I mean Na? This takes place before Moving Out.

'Hmm...I really want to know how Donald Na looks like,' You thought as you walked home and stopped in front of Yeo-Il High School's gates since a wave of students was pouring out. 'What's the Korean equivalent of Goggle? I think it was called Naver?'

You accessed the search engine and searched up Donald Na. You found some social media profiles of him and clicked on the Insstagram one. You stared at his profile picture as well as the posts with the teen in question in them. 'He looks very familiar...'

"Wifey, you look deep in thought," Vampire Boy greeted.

You looked between Donald Na's profile pic and then at Vampire Boy. 'I feel like there's something I'm missing here...' "Hey Vampire Boy, I have a question for you,"

"Ask away, Wifey,"

"Do you know Donald Duck?"

Vampire Boy stared at you for a few seconds and blinked slowly. "Donald...Duck? As in...the Bisney character?"

"No, as in this guy that apparently attends Yeo-Il," You showed him your phone. "Everyone keeps talking about Donald Na and the Union and I didn't know how Donald Na looks like, so I searched him up. So, do you know Donald Duck?"

You noticed all of the students within hearing range freeze and turn to you with wide eyes. 

"What?" You titled your head to the side. 

"[Your Name]..." Vampire Boy's servant said. "You...You can't be this oblivious, right?"

"Oh my fucking kami, just get straight to the point! Do you, Vampire Boy's servant—"

"I...My name's—"

"And you, Vampire Boy, know who Donald Duck is? Yes or no?"

Vampire Boy's servant took your phone and held it next to Vampire Boy's face. "Do you see it now?"

You glanced back and forth for a good five minutes. "Donald Na is also a vampire!"

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"Yes," Vampire Boy deadpanned. "Yes, Donald Na is also a vampire,"

What if the Eungang came over to meet "Damien" before the Jake Ji Arc?

"We're finally going to meet [Your Name]'s vampire boyfriend!" Ben cheered as they walked over to the front door. "I know we said that it can't be Donald Na, but imagine if Donald Na answers this door," 

Donald Na opened the door.

Ben stared at Donald Na and then at the others for confirmation. "Am I imagining things or did Donald Na actually answer the door?"

Donald let out an annoyed sigh. "Out of all the fucking people that had to be her friends, it's you,"

"You're [Your Name]'s cheesy vampire boyfriend!?" Ben exclaimed.

"Daddy?" Damon tugged on Donald's hand. "What does fuck mean?"

"You have a son!?"

"Shut up," Donald hissed before crouching down. "Do not say that word, okay? It's a very bad word and Mommy will kill me if she hears you say it,"