[Weak Hero X Reader] Romance 101 [OLD VERSION]

AS[First Initial]

"Alistair, I have a stupid idea," You told him. "I'm going to create a persona similar to The Reaper, but it's going to be a vigilante one,"

Alistair walked up to you and pinched your cheek harshly. "You're not wearing a disguise like Vermouth, so you're not an impostor," He placed a hand to your forehead. "You don't have a fever, so...you're joking, right?"

"I told you it was a stupid idea," You shook your head. "I got complacent while I was in Korea and didn't keep up with my training,"

"Honestly, the whole superhero thing sounds like something I would come up with," Alistair said. "Are you sure you're not sick, just with no fever?"

"I am perfectly healthy except for my still healing arm," You rolled your eyes. "Let's just forget that I ever brought this topic up,"

"So...what was your superhero name going to be?"

"I wouldn't foolishly give out a name to them," You claimed. "I'd just beat them up without even saying anything. I'd be silent and blend into the dark. I'd be like a shadow,"

"Shadow! That'd be your superhero name!" Alistair started jotting some notes down. "Since you're not actually going to do it, I'm going to turn this into a Webtoon!"

"You suck at drawing," You reminded.

"A guy can dream! I'll at least try!"

"Do what you want," You said.

"Also," Alistair brought up. "How about me, Stephen, and you become siblings?"

A flash of hurt appeared in your eyes as you recalled Jake, Dean, Timmy, and Kenny. You still were on fine terms with Kenny, but you still avoided talking to Jake, Dean, and Timmy. Kenny was understanding and didn't force you to talk to them.

"Why?" 

"Well, you and I were raised together," He answered. "We're practically siblings. And Stephen is such an adorable little puppy that we have to get him to be our brother too! Together, we'll be AS[First Initial]! It'll be just like ASL from Two Piece!"

"I swear if you have us exchange sake cups..."

"Okay, fine, no sake," He mumbled. "So how about it though? The three of us become siblings?"

'I already gave in to Jake because I didn't want to hear him whining. Alistair's whining would be so much worse. And since we live together, there's no way for me to escape his whining,' "Fine, but you also have to ask Stephen,"

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"So...you want me to become your guys' brother...despite the fact you've only known me for a a few weeks?" Stephen asked. "Is that really alright for you?"

"Please don't make him beg and whine," You said. "He is so annoying when things to go his way. He's such a spoiled brat, but most of the time his intentions are good. He wants us to be siblings like Ace, Sabo, and Luffy from Two Piece,"

"I'm not spoiled!"

Both you and Stephen gave Alistair a deadpanned look. "Alistair," You reminded. "You have a private jet, a pet alligator, and practically every single game and game console in existence,"

"..." He pouted, not knowing how to react to that. "So anyway, Steph, it doesn't matter how long we've known each other. I mean, Ace and Sabo hadn't known Luffy that long before they three became brothers. Also, Ace threatened to kill Luffy but neither of us threatened each other as far as I know of,"

"There's no escape from this even if you want to," You added. "He'll find out where you live and then scream outside your house until you accept,"

"Then I guess we're siblings now?" Stephen agreed.