After visiting Fish Mooney's club, she returns home and finds most of her staff/ friends are brutally murdered. She runs back to Fish and explains what happened when she returned home. Fish calls in a favor with the GCPD. And they come to investigat...
I walked out of Gotham General Hospital and went to a hotel.
First I needed a new name. Harley Quinn was WAY too close to my actual name and if people caught wind of me being here? When I'm also there? Chaos would erupt. Now I'm one for chaos but in this situation I don't think it's a good idea. Plus Zee said I had to behave so...
Honestly people are so boring! Like who wants to play it safe all the time? What's life without some risk?! Boring that's what. Anyway I'm thinking I'm gonna need money so, what am I gonna do about that? Rob a couple of banks? Y'know? Nothing major, just enough to get by. But how am I gonna go in? Hmm...
How about guns a blazing?! Yeah! Sounds good and seeing as how I'm not Harley Quinn yet no body would recognize me! Wait wait wait... but I still have the same face! Ugh!!!!
Maybe it's time for a new gimmick or look! Oooh Yes! Perfect!
Hey what? I'm still a lil crazy. Just cause I acted sane for a couple of weeks doesn't mean I am!
Hmm lemme find a costume store.
Eh... I'll do that later tonight. Right now it's only 1:00pm. Yeah time for a little power nap.
-later at 10:37-
I woke up with a craving for puddin. No not that puddin! The FOOD, puddin. Yeah I'm so over that guy. Hell I blew up ace chemicals! That's where his origin story began and mine, truly, took on the life of Harley Quinn.
My origin story started in Arkham where I was a psychiatrist. Well you know the rest!
I rolled out of bed but on my trench coat, boots, head scarf, my hat and some sunglasses. I put on my makeup. Perfect!
I walked out of the hotel. And began my trek to a costume store. I picked out a mime outfit and mask. I paid for it with cash so no one would get my name.
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Meet Phantomime - I will never be caught and as hard as it might be for me, I won't speak. At least until I can get one of those voice disguiser doohickeys.
But honestly I'm not gonna steal a lot maybe just $10,000? Let's be serious for a sec, okay? I most likely won't keep this jig anyway. Cuz let's face it! I won't be able to not talk.
I skipped my way to the hotel. I checked back in and went to my room. I got changed and snuck out the window.
I got my gun and ran to Gotham bank. I gave the bank teller a note.
This is a robbery put the money in the bag and nobody gets hurt. $10,000. I've got a gun and I will use it. Keep it quiet.
The bank teller looked up at me shocked. He couldn't have been more than 26 years old. He did as I said and I walked back out. Huh well what d'ya know? No violence needed?!
Aww man now I got smashin blue balls! I snuck back into the hotel window. And I got changed back into my previous outfit. I stashed the cash and took $200 and went to an antique store. I bought a vase that was $148.67. I took it home and got my bat and smashed it to pieces.
