We're Having A Baby

Chapter 2

“DON’T IGNORE ME YOU COLD HEARTED BITCH!”

The angry voice continued to yell at me. Huffing in annoyance I took a deep breath to calm myself down.“Emily can you please hold him?” I asked trying to keep my cool handing her the baby boy. Nodding she took him from my arms, slowly I turned around and walked over to the pissed off man shouting my name like a maniac.

“What the fuck do you want Drake?” I asked clenching my fist.

“I want to know where the hell you have been for the past week” He shouted in my face.

“Oh you know saw a movie got some coffee” I said with a smug smirk forming on my face, I could hear Emily let out a small laugh from my reference. He was trying to think of something as a comeback “Now honey don't fry your brain cells from thinking too hard” I said with fake sweetness in my voice patting his shoulder.

“Will you shut up you stupid bitch” he said swatting my hand away.

“Look I would love to stand here and listen to your very small vocabulary of insults but I have to go home and feed my son” I emphasised the love part so he could catch my sarcasm.

“WAIT SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A SON YOU STUPID SLUT?!”

I could hear the baby’s small whimpers from behind me “Look I really don't have time to deal with you ...ever so just leave me the fuck alone” I said walking back over to Emily.

“Fine whore go ahead and walk away but I swear I will get my revenge even if that means getting that bastard child of yours” I immediately froze in mid step.

“Did you just threaten my son?” I asked slowly with menace in every word, the douche bag chuckled.

“Yeah so what if I did” I swiftly walked back over to him and jabbed him in the gut then the throat, while he was doubled over I took shoot to his crotch he fell to the ground groaning in pain. I crouched down and whispered in his ear with a low voice.

“If I ever see your dumbass anywhere near me, my son, or even my girls I will end you.” I got up to walk away “Go to hell” he groaned out through the pain. “See you there” I said flipping him off.

On the drive to Emily’s house I was questioned “Wasn’t that the dude that left you for the chick that works at Taco Bell?”

“Yup” I replied playing with the baby fingers.

“So why was he mad at you?” She asked confused “I may or may have not blackmailed him and burned all the shit he left at my house.” I said nonchalantly “You’re evil” Emily said.

“Hey I warn all the dudes before we start dating that I’m a crazy bitch not my fault they don’t take me seriously, plus that motheryacker should have saw that coming I mean how the fuck do you invite me over for dinner and you sexing it up with a girl that works at a drive thru window! Great now I’m pissed again I need to read something.” We finally pulled up to Emily’s house. “Come little one you get see your auntie Emily house.” Once all the bags and boxes of baby objects were inside we decided to eat. Warming up a new bottle for the baby I realized two important things.

“Emily you are aware this child does not have a name right.”

“Hmmm you’re right what do you want to name him?” Emily asked looking up from the boy in her arms. I thought for a moment “Dante” I said.

“Why Dante?” She asked. “Ever since I watched the anime Devil May Cry when I fell in love with that name for a boy. So I’m gonna use it plus bonus its an anime reference.” Emily rolled her eyes at my silliness. She looked down at Dante and said “Please don’t be like your mother.”

“Hey Emily that hurts my feelings” I said with a hurt tone. “Mhmm” she said not affected by my over dramaticness “You’re a meanie you know that” “No I’m not” She quickly defended “Yes you are” I responded back both of us acting childish.

“Umm we have one more problem.”

“And that would be?” Emily questioned. “We need babysitters we still gotta go to work you know.”

“Yeah you’re right I didn't even think about that.” Emily said.

“You know I may have a solution to this problem” I said smirking. Turning off the heated bottle I handed it to Emily. “Feed him for me I’ll be right back” I said walking out the kitchen. Finding my phone I sent out a group text to meet at the cafe close to Emily’s house in the morning. Problem two solved, walking back into the kitchen and heading straight for the fridge I looked for something to eat. “So what are we gonna do about the babysitter?” Emily asked.

“Don't worry you’ll see in the morning, you know you never have food man.” I complained.

“I don’t wanna wash dishes so I don’t cook” Emily said. “Yeah yeah I know, I'm ordering chinese what do you want?” After ordering the food I went to set up Dante’s crib so he could lay down and go to sleep. Twenty minutes later I had finally got the damn thing together. Huffing I collapsed on the floor Emily came walking in holding the sleeping baby.

“You finally got it together” She commented. “This shit was ridiculously hard” I whine. The doorbell rang and Emily put Dante in the crib to answer the door. “Ellis the foods here” I shot up from the ground at the mention of food. After eating and showering I layed in bed reading a story on my phone and before I knew it I had fallen asleep.