Future Gazer (Touhou Project x Male Reader)

Chapter 11: Light in the Dark, A Rising Falcon

The Human Village

As its name implies, it is a village full of humans.

However, among these humans living in peace, there's a youkai living among them.

And her name is...

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JOHN CENA!!!

Please wait a moment as the author is currently being taught a lesson for using such a meme and for taking over two months to release a new chapter.

Thank you for waiting. Now, take #2.

And her name is...

Keine Kamishirasawa.

Her job is to protect the Human Village from harm during incidents, for example, during this time of never-ending night. How does she do it? She erased the history of the Human Village, making it as if it never existed to begin with to outsiders. She does this by LITERALLY eating history. One would not even begin to approach the logic of how that is done.

But I digress, besides, common sense is non-existent in the eastern wonderland that is Gensokyo.

Right now, said Youkai is a bit scuffed up and possibly a bit annoyed.

Why? She just got done fending off two possible intruders in the form of a red-white miko and her partner-in-crime umbrella carrying gap Youkai.

And as if that wasn't tough enough, they were immediately followed by a pair of blondes. One infamous for her kleptomania and her witch hat, the other famous for her doll shows.

In case you haven't noticed by now, the first pair was none other than Hakurei Reimu and Yukari Yakumo. The second was the thieving witch Kirisame Marisa and the puppeteer Alice Margatroid.

Fighting two pairs back to back is a tough endeavor for anyone, let alone each of them are notably powerful in their own right. So needless to say, she was not having a good night.

Unfortunately for her, she just could NOT catch a break.

"BIRDIE, NO!" She turned her head towards the source of the voice, which was upwards. And it's coming down on ground zero at Mach speed (slight exaggeration, maybe).

With no way to stop the falling meteor, she just let it happen. The voice crashed down on the ground, creating a crater near her.

The meteor? It was I, (Y/N) (L/N), along with one Komeiji Koishi being wrapped around my arm like a sack of potato and one extra night sparrow around my other arm.

Earlier

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Oh, hi there. Hello and welcome to another day in the life of (Y/N) (L/N). Ever since I've died, a lot of things have happened, which is not a line I thought I would ever say. Today, however, I am FALLING TO MY DEATH AT RECORD SPEED! All thanks to a giant black asshole... Crap, that sounds wrong.

Anyway, if any of you readers have a suggestion to survive my current ordeal, I'm all ears!

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"What was that?! Fly, you say? Good idea!" I said-slash-screamed.