Hisoka x Illumi oneshots [COMPLETED♡]

The magic shop

Includes:
-smut
-kinks
-sadist/masochists illumi and hisoka

I did do my research on sadist and masochists so please do not say that this is wrong as I'm following off of the definition of the words and other smuts I read that included that.

Illumi P.o.v
I looked up from my phone to see the place that I was supposed to find my target. He had a makeup (star on one side and a tear drop on another), magenta hair that seem to be slicked back, he wore a smirk on his face that gave off this weared vibe. I sighed as I opened the door to the shop that light up in green lights 'The magic shop'.

I looked around a the decorations some a bit creepy and some that looked enjoyable overall it completed this creepy magician vibe. But I noticed how cards are placed out around everywhere.

I kept my guard up as I heard a scream of horror from the back as then a big 'shling' sound as it then became quiet but too quiet.

Then felt a breath on my neck as I quickly turned around holding out my pins. "The hell do you think your doing" he smirked as he pushed me off and got up as I did the same.

"Well welcome to the shop what brings you here" he walked behind his counter crossing his arms infront of him then resting his head on them. "Target" I said looking at him, he raised one of his eyebrows as he layed back into his chair.

"Well, tell me and describe him or her, I might have them here somewhere" I rolled my eyes as I stayed right where I was now describing him. After he got the memo he smirked widely and got up stopping infront of me as I looked up, him being quite tall.

"Well if your here to kill me then, follow me" I raised my eyebrows as he walked behind the counter to hall swaying his hips making feel a tingling. I followed close behind him still keeping my guard up then we stop at a door that said 'Hisoka only 🔪'.

He opened the door as I stand right there at the door frame. "Aren't you coming in?" He looked at me confused as I stood there "it says hisoka only" He smirked.

"Well you make an exception since your with me" I followed him in as I noted it looked like a normal office except for cards sticking to the wall and the room being a magenta type of light.

"Sit down now" He motioned me to the couch he sat on. I walked over to the couch still sitting away from him. He didnt seem to mind as he began talking "well what is your name" I looked at my hand debating whether or not I should answer.

"Illumi" I stated plainly but he smiled, "well illumi can I do something before I consumly die" I was confused but rejected. "No you cannot, I'm killing you" I was about to launch at him but he pinned me down on the couch smirking.

"THE HELL YOU DOING" I looked at him as his hand traveled to my hair. "You didn't have choice dear~" he kissed me as my eyes went wide. 'He just kissed me', he forced my mouth opened by pulling on my hair.

I didn't mind the pain as it felt good, I kissed back soon enjoying the new feeling. "So you like it now hmm~" He cuffed my hand together then picked me up and place me on this pull out couch which was a bed at the moment. "Do you live here?" He laughed as he shook his head.

"No i just rest here from time to time" after he was done i noticed that my clothes were off. I tried to cover myself as I didnt want to be seen like this.

"Oh my do you not like your body~" I turn away as he placed a blindfold on me. "Wait no take this off" he laughed, as I felt his tongue glide up from my torso to my nipples as he sucked on it. I squirm a bit as he traveled up to my neck sucking on it, I think making hickies along the way.

He then kissed me as I kissed back, we made put made out for 15 minutes till he pull away. I felt him put his finger in my hole which made me arched my back and moan.

"Now that what I want to hear" he then thrust them while I felt him graze a card softly but it was really sharp so it created a cut. "You wont mind if I create cuts here and there" I nodded. After a few cuts I was leaking pre-cum, very turned on as I wanted more.

"Your a little masochist aren't you" he pulled me down from ankles. "Well I make u feel alot of pain and pleasure" I could tell he smirk as he then thrust into me making me scream from the pain and pleasure.

"FUCK AHHH~H-HISOKA MORE" I practically scream as he flipped me around. He gripped my hips which intended to dig his nails making more pre-cum leak. He slapped my ass making me jolt. "Your a little slut aren't you" I moaned as he went faster then ever.

My inside were burning, my eyes are blurry from my tears, all I felt was pain and pleasure. I then felt him carving someone into my thighs which spelled out 'Mr.Hisoka' blood spilled put of it as he kept pounding, my head is clouded with pleasure as I then passed out.

When illumi woke up

I fluttered my eyes open as I saw hisoka sleeping soundly with his head on my chest. 'Hes cute like this', I played with his hair as he woke up. "Well morning my little raven~" I blinked as I just stated morning.

I heard a ring as I look to the side to see my phone, "could you get my phone, I dont think I can walk" He laughed as got up off my chest now the cold air hitting my chest.

"Here" I grabbed the phone answering the call as hisoka laid back down on my chest as I played with his hair again. "Hello father?" Hisoka started to play with my hair also.

"Have you kill him" "No father he got away" I lied to my father as if he found out I would be in big trouble. "I figured and if he comes back to you just become friends as I know your lonely" I'm smiled a little as I was very grateful for my father as he was harsh but also care for my well being.

"Ok father but please do not tell mother as she would punish me" He just said ok as he spoke again "If I see one hickey on you from that clown I wont hesitate to kick him ok" I blushed as I said ok and bid goodbye.

He hung up as hisoka kisses my neck, "something the matter hisoka" I looked down at him as he shook his head as he just snuggled in my neck. "Let's sleep more before you head back" he stated as pulled me closer to him.

"How will I find u tho" I looked around the room as I still played with his hair. "I will give my number, but this shop will always be here as it is my magic shop" he muffled in my neck as I said ok and we fell asleep in the warm air.

Bonus:
"Father no" I kept limping to him as my father walked fast, I shouldn't have made hisoka wreck me. "I'm killing that clown now" I gasped. "DAD WAIT NO".
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Heh it's done as for parents hisoillu book, part 1 will be out tomorrow afternoon. Have a good day/night.