𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐌 // my hero academia

09; Oreo and Toothpaste

"WANNA PRANK SOMEBODY?" Y/n asked her best friend, with a dumbass smirk on her face. She laid on the grass, catching her breath after running ten rounds around the block. Hitoshi was bent over, his hands resting on his knees also trying to catch oxygen. He frowned at what his friend had said, "you're the one who wanted to train the whole day and now you feel like pranking someone?"

She sat up crossing her legs over, "why are you suddenly complaining? After all, you didn't want to train in the first place, so be happy that I'm suggesting a break."
"Ok fine, who do you have in mind?" The purple-haired boy asked, rolling his eyes.
A smirk pulled at Y/n's lips, making Hitoshi uneasy.

"The Gremlins."

"Oh God, why the boys? They love you so be nice to them!" Hitoshi tugged a hand troughs his indigo locks. Y/n's left eye twitched, "they don't love me! They're mean to me so I have to be mean back!"

"Y/n, you are acting like a fucking child right now," The insomniac deadpanned, standing straight up again.

"Am not!"

"You are!"

"Am not!"

"You are!"

"Am not!"

"You are!"

"Am not!"

"You are!"

"Fuck, I am!"

"Finally you realize it," Hitoshi said, helping Y/n up. "By the way, did to do the math homework? I could use some help."

"...We had homework?" Y/n asked with a nervous smile. Hitoshi raised a brow, "Duh, yeah. It's due tomorrow."

She yawned and only shrugged it off, "It will be a walk in the park, and of course, my dear friend Toshi, I will help you."

—————————

After finishing the math homework the two friends tried to come up with a prank. Hitoshi was less enthusiastic about pranking the twins, he knew that he couldn't convince the girl to not prank them so he went with it, hoping it wouldn't cause too much trouble.
Y/n, however, came up with a brilliant idea, how she called it.

It wasn't brilliant. It was just a childish prank that would ruin everybody's mode.

Oreo and toothpaste.

She stared at the cookies that were previously cut open and toothpaste placed in them. A smirk pulled at her lips, "Dad is working and Mom is visiting auntie Kami. We have to watch them for a while, they should be back soon from a friend's."

Y/n put the used knife into the dishwasher and went with Hitoshi into the living room. She made a jump for the couch and took the remote. "This is a stupid idea," Hitoshi mumbled looking at the Television. Y/n, who couldn't decide on which channel to choose, rolled her eyes, "it may be, but they will laugh at it."

An hour later the front door was opened and the twins entered. "Huh? Anyone home?!" Haru shouted to which he got a reply from his older sister. "Yeah"

"Oneechan and Toshi-chan!" They both exclaimed after taking their shoes and jackets off. "What are you doing?" "Were you making out? We can leave if you want to-"

Haru suddenly had two pillows thrown at his face, "Oi that's not nice oneechan, Toshi-chan!"

Hitoshi chuckled, "but it was amusing."

Haru narrowed his eyes and glanced suspiciously at his twin. In the blink of an eye, they had their sister tackled in a hug on the couch.
"Oneechan! We missed you!" "Yes! That's true!"

Guilt wasn't the slightest biting back at her, she had everything exactly planned out.
Haru jumped down the couch and made his way towards the kitchen.

"Oi! Can we watc-" she didn't even let Kukuru finish his sentence.

"No"

"You didn't even hea-"

"No"

"Oneechan is a big fat meanie!" He screamed fast before she could cut him again off.

"Not gonna lie, that's kind of true," Y/n responded, truthfully.

Kukuru pouted and made his way to the kitchen. His eyes locked onto Haru's figure who was staring before the freezer. "I don't know what to eat."

"There are cookies" Kukuru deadpanned, at his brother who stood next to the aisle the cookies laid on.

"What?! Where?!"

"Mommy must have left them," just as they both were about to bite into the cookies, their big sister barged into the kitchen at screamed at the top of her lungs.

"DONT EAT THEM! HITOSHI PUT TOOTHPASTE IN THEM!"

"WHAT?!" The sleep-deprived boy made a run for the kitchen, nearly running an old vase over. "THAT'S NOT TRUE! IT WAS HER IDEA!" He pointed an accusing finger at is best friend.

The twins both stared perplexed at the duo, cookie nearly entering their agape mouths. They both put the Oreos on the plate again.

"Who's telling the truth?" Kukuru asked his twin. "I can't tell," Haru answered.

"Seriously, would you rather believe your oneechan who is a big fat meanie. Or me, the nice person, who likes you two very much," Hitoshi sent a glare Y/n's way who couldn't look more innocent.

"ONNECHAN!" They screamed hugging their sister. Hitoshi just stared at the three hugging siblings, his will to life leaving though it never were there in the first place. He realized that she didn't want to prank her brothers, it was him. And, he fell for it, again.

"Now you are the big fat meanie, Hitoshi-chan!"

"Yes, but because Y/n loves you, we will forgive you!"

Hitoshi just rolled his eyes, going back to watching Spongebob.