Cardfight!! Vanguard: Heiwa

-Part 2

After finishing their conversation with Izuru's group in the middle of the hallways, Minami and her friends started to head back to their class.

"Damn Minami-chan, you really let the pres have it this time." The orange haired friend of Minami giggled.

"Of course I did, it's about time she learns to whom Sec-chan really belongs to." Minami chuckled with a grin. "Sec-chan is my mam so Madame Tactless can just get the hell away from him! Ah, Sec-chan and his stronger than it looks body, I'm inlove!!"

"Oh yeah, I heard that Sawada-kun isn't as weak as he seems. Something about having a well defined body despite his loser aesthetic." The black haired frienc commented.

"And too bad for you ladies but that well defined bod is mine for the taking, You two can have Serebryakov or something, I don't care."

"Ew, that romantic loser? I heard he and Ako-chan ended this time because Ako-chan and Tamaki-chan got together by the third time or something!" The orange haired girl giggled.

"Yeah, I've heard Serebryakov-kun is the real loser on that field. I'd rather get hit by a truck that to date someone like him." The black haired girl giggled, but soon mellowed. "This conversation is fun and games but we're almost arriving at our own personal hell. Not only do we have some bully who beat his teacher up but our homeroom teacher this year is the Rulling Doucebag himself..."

"Yuck, can't believe we're stuck with a madman and the worst teacher at this school!! I can't believe Endo-sama is fine with him swearing in class and insulting his students non-stop!!"

"You two, quiet it down." Minami commanded.

The three friends stood by one of the doors to their classroom, and leaning against the wall next to the classroom's main door was the rumoured bully in question, Ban Katsuhito, opening and closing a dirty grey coloured lighter without noticing them. It wasn't until Minami told her friends to be quiet that he closed his lighter and placed it into his jacket's chest pocket and looked at the girls. Without any word needing to be exchanged, the three girls entered the classroom and Ban got off the wall, looking around at the empty hallway.

"Alright you dipshits, quiet down, your free time of whoring around is over and it's time for some knowledge to attempt to make its way into your thick as hell skulls!"

The Rulling Douchebag, real name Eguchi Ryotaru, was one of the oldest teachers in Heiwa Academy, present in the school since before Endo's rise to the title of headmaster and being one of the teachers of Izuru's older brother during his third of high school. Known for his straight black hair in a bob-cut, hazel eyes and buck teeth, for the dark navy suit with pinstripes, white collared long-sleeved shirt and plain yellow tie he wore, but most importantly, known for his terrible attitude towards teenager culture and their obsession towards the most meaning less of things, Eguchi was by the most judgemental and archaic teacher of the entire teacher body of Heiwa Academy, harbouring a special hate towards the student council's secretary, who had been his student the previous year.

"I'm Eguchi Ryotaru, your homeroom teacher starting from today onward! Drop the 'sensei' in 'Eguchi-sensei' and get ready to be on my shit list for the rest of your pathetic school lives. Now first things first, just 'cause it's spring, it doesn't mean you whores and perverted pigs can go swooning over each other like thick brained gorillas! Aslong as I'm around, you dipshits are going to be as pure as winter's first snow, you got that? It isn't just because some good for nothing student council said some random blabbering that you'll be free to ignore what's taught to you and do whatever you want. Get caught using your phone? Shit list. Talk in class? Shit list. Look at a teacher the wrong way? The shit list has a special place for your dumb name it in. You're a fan of that shitty ass, good for nothing secretary the council as? Good because with how much he got into the shit list during his first year here, I'm sure your name will be always close to his. Oh yeah, speaking of shitbreaks, I hate wasting my time but I better introduce the newest addition to Heiwa's roster of shitbreaks. Hey shitbreak, get in here!" Eguchi demanded.

"Good morning." Ban said, giving his new class a small wave after he entered the classroom.

"This sad sack got thrown out of a better school because he thought using the beautiful Yamagishi-sensei as a punching bag was the best idea of the century. Talk about a high octane big brain play. Because of the trauma this dipshit caused her, she can't even teach classes anymore, so he got thrown out like yesterday's garbage and if not for Endo-san's giving this sad cunt a chance, he'd be out without any school accepting his dirty ass in their perimeter. Either way, he's still as much of a loser here as he was at his old school so any girls into the bad type better not try to flirt with this rotten ballsack. Tell 'em your name, you idiot. And make it quick!"

"I'm Ban Katsuhito. It's a pleasure to meet you." Ban bowed at the class.

"Look at 'im, acting all nice and polite, shoulda have done that instead of grabbing Yamagishi-sensei by her collar and punching her across the room. Geez, why are all the dumbasses with muscle your age just a clusterfuck of being a braindead, a horny mutt and an absolute dipshit? Why can't an upstanding guy ever have the bulk? Anyway, we don't have any good seat for your ass here so just take the one on the back, next to the window. It'll have you feeling like some retarded light novel protagonist so maybe that'll make you rethink your actions from this point onward. Good luck not getting on the shit list, that could cost you your stay here."

"Understood, thank you." Ban muttered.

"What was that, you punk?!" Eguchi abruptly asked. "Oh hell no, two seconds into here and you're already googling eyes at a poor innocent girl? You really are an unforgiving shitbag. To the headmaster's office and make it quick!"

"What the- I didn't do anything, you're just saying that because you don't want me here!"

"Did you only got that now? Sheesh, talk about high octane monkey brain. Get moving jackass, to the headmaster's office! That one is for talking back to your teacher, consider yourself on my shit list!"

"Have it your way then!" Ban exlcaimed, slamming the classroom's door shut after his exit. Outside, he slammed his fist against the wall. 'Dammit, they're all the same... They're all the same assuming pieces of shit!'

'What a bad way to start your stay here, Katsu-chan.' Minami thought and chuckled to herself. Throughout the entirity of the verbal argument between the new student and the homeroom teacher, all she did was watch and smirk to herself.