Cardfight!! Vanguard: Heiwa

-Part 6

"What a nice day."

Izuru stepped out of his house and into the hot saturday sun that shined brightly in the cloud-free blue sky. With his headphones on his head instead of around his neck as usual, and in a combo of black pants and sneakers with a white t-shirt and a sleeveless grey jacket with a hood, he walked his way up to the household's gate, which he closed after crossing. He pulled his hood up to protect himself from the sun and sighed.

"And then there's this."

"Waaaaaaah! Miyuki, Ako-chan dumped me for Tamaki-chan! What am I supposed to do, I can't beat a girl in a battle of being hot! I don't have boobs!" Tate's voice cried from the headphones.

"You've been saying that for the past two hours, even after I made it clear I was going to silence you while I had lunch, so what's your point? And make it quick, I'm gonna shit on you when I get to Yumi's house."

"B-but Miyuki! Ako-chan came up to me and said we were better off with other people like usual and then skidaddled to Tamaki-chan! What is a poor and innocent soul like mine supposed to do in this situation?! C'mon man, you played a shit load of games with dating sim aspects, I've seen your gaming shelf!"

"Perhaps not date the same two girls all the time?" Izuru suggested, rolling his eyes.

"Why though? Ako-chan and Tamaki-chan are simply so lovely."

"Lovely as in they're nice to you or lovely as in goddamn, their tits are massive?"

"LIKE GODDAMN, THEIR TITS REALLY ARE MASSIVE! TERE WAS THIS TIME AT LAST YEAR'S CULTURAL FEST WHERE THE THREE OF US FELL AND MY HEAD GOT SANDWICHED BETWEEN ALL FOUR OF THEIR BOOBS, IT WAS THE PEAK OF MY LIFE!"

Izuru pulled his headphones down to briefly groan loudly, both internally and externally, and then placed them back on his head.

"What's your point?"

"My point is that my heart is broken! It was stepped up by Ako-chan's vile words! The one who should have been stepped on by Ako-chan was me, not my heart! Oh, imagine those long legs of her just-"

"Oh no, I arrived at Yumi's house, what am I to do with this very important call with my best friend- And boop." Izuru said, bluntly ending the call and then sighing. "I must have been a real son of a bitch in my past life. Either that or karma is actually starting to catch up to me."

A few meters ahead was the Gushiken household, where the light blue haired kouhai awaited for him in front of the household's front gate in a light blue summer dress with a smile beaming across her face. Upon seeing her tutor in the distance, she began waving and calling out for him.

"Izuru-kun!"

"Good afternoon." Izuru said, waving back at his underclassmen. "I'm sorry if I got here late, a certain Kusotori kept chirping at me for the whole morning and up to ten seconds ago."

"Kusotori? Who's that? A whole month has gone by and you haven't presented me to all your friends?! Izuru-kun, you're so mean when you hide your friends like with Kasumi-chan!" Yumi pouted.

"Bold of you to assume I have any other friends. Kusotori is a nickname I'll officially call Tate by after he dunks on his midterms. We've had this bet waiting on the back of our heads for years but Ban eating fried chicken is what remembered us about it." Izuru explained.

"I see... Wait, why call Tametomo-kun by crappy bird then?"

"It's probably the most clever thing of clever things. After his results prove his lifestyle of being social leads to him dunking on tests for lack of studying, I will be able to confirm his brain is the equivalent of a bird's doodoo. Hence, Kusotori."