SDR2 chatfic

Hajime finna fight teruteru

(Shoutout to @//junkosrighthand && @//aro_the_gay, im sorry if i spelled your username wrong 🥲, im- im very sleep deprived, so um- yEEE)
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Gang gang 🥶‼️

Kazuichi: are we gonna ignore that komaeda has a like, personal photographer?!?!?

Mahiru: yes

Nagito: yes

Hajime:

Chiaki: no

Sonia: no

Akane: hell no?

Kazuichi: i mean, saionji has mahiru too but i dont see them taking alot of pics together

Mahiru: thats-

Hiyoko: what the fuck did you say shark teeth wannabe

Kazuichi:

Mahiru: anyways i did a new shoot with nagito

Hajime: how many pictures do you even have?!

Mahiru: why? do you want them all?

Hajime: wh- nO????

Mahiru:

I have more, these are just the beginning of it-

Nagito: stop

Mahiru: why?

Nagito: DELETE THE 3RD ONE

Mahiru: NO

Teruteru: i agree, nagito has such a nice body 😏😏

Nagito: im terrified

Hajime: back off teruteru

Twogami: i'd rather you kick him but monomi will get mad at me, which, i dont want too, because, i dont wanna get scolded by a ..effing bunny

Chiaki: c'mon, monomi isnt that bad

Twogami: youre one too talk

Chiaki:

Sonia: that is... unacceptable behavior teruteru

Nagito: aha- im too trash; even my body is tr-

Hajime: sore wa chigau yo-!

Nagito:

Chiaki:

Sonia:

Fuyuhiko: wtf

Kazuichi: 🥲

Teruteru: nagito wanna~

Nagito: n-

Chiaki: that is sexual assault

Teruteru: ah, sorry. i mean, who can resist that body, amirite?

Hajime:

Twogami: can i kick him

Chiaki: i give all my consent pls, Komaeda is very uncomfortable

Hajime: before you kick him out

Twogami: what?

Hajime: @teruteru square up, bitch, i finna fight you for sexual assaulting him

Teruteru:

Nagito:

Chiaki:

Kazuichi:

Akane:

Fuyuhiko:

Peko:

Mahiru:

Hiyoko:

Nekomaru:

Twogami:

Mikan:

Ibuki:

Gundham:

Sonia:

Nagito: HAJIME NO-

Teruteru: a-ah.. i- i didnt-

Hajime: square up bitch, at the park by 4 pm

Twogami: hajime-

Hajime: SQUARE UP BITCH

Nagito: HAJIME-