drunk at my own cottage

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a/n: i was actually drinking while writing this- you dont need to know my age if its underaged or not, just. im drinking. also pls dnt drink

update: im drunk as fick
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gang gang 🥶‼️

12:36 AM

hajime: @nagito

chiaki: wh?

hajime: i saw him getting alcohol

kazuichi: WAT

fuyuhiko: DID U STOP HIM????

hajime: n-

sonia: oh. its- those times again, he isnt a drinker but he does have high tolerance which is, very- weird

akane: isnt that like idk illegal drinking

mikan: yes.... i- i dont know why he- he brought alcohol but...

ibuki: should we try n call him?

hajime: y-

chiaki: no

twogami: why?

chiaki: maybe hes having a hard time, or something

chiaki: hey wait did monomi even allow it

monomi:

hajime: monomi

monokuma: oh hes just getting wasted puhuhuh, hes just heartbroken

hajime: huh?!

chiaki: w

kazuichi: KOMAEDA NO

peko: oh dear... if he drunk types-

nagito: nah im fine, i guess

hajime: NAGITO

nagito: hm? hajime do you need anything?

hajime: stop drinkin :(((

chiaki: i dont rhink thats gonna work

nagito: youre righj, its jot.

kazuichi: oh my god

nekomaru: hes very, very, adamant to drinking

nagito: its not dat, its just, i dont wanna really go into detial. i just, dunno. wanna drink? can a man nit drink?

fuyuhiko: WE- WE ARE UNDERAGED KOSMEFA

nagito: hih?

fuyuhiko: ur drunk komaeda

nagito: i know

monokuma: puhhu

nagito: what the hell dod u pit in ths fucking alcohol

monokuma: woah? komaeda is cursing?!

hajime: i mean-

nagito: stfu and tell me what the fuck did u put into hos thofucking alxohol

monokuma: you know... his memories

nagito: YOU BITHX WHERE THENFUCK SRE YOU ST I SWESR

hajime: nagito:(,,, go stondlepep

(a/n: hahah soft hajime go brr also im not that drunk anymore- i tgink ill get a hangover when i sleep- so u h thats why i dont wanna sleep 😀)

nagito: nooo

hajime: please nagito

kazuichi: THATS KINDA SUS-

peko: isnt it audible that komaeda has high alcohol tolerance

twogami: come to think of it, how MUCH did he drink

chiaki: monokuma

monokuma: idk dont ask me lol

hajime: wH- CANT YOU JUST LOOK THROUGH THE CC CAMS???

monokuma: oh, well yeah i know but-

monomi: ill do it for them then

1:46 AM

sonia: you... you guys are still awake?

nagito: yeahsh

sonia: how many did you drink anyways

nagito: dunno, 10? 12?

sonia: youll get a bad hangover nagito :(

chiaki: i think the only ones who drink, well, not like, everyday is like fuyuhiko, kazuichi, hajime & nagito, and probably akane and nekomaru. they seem like the type to drink

akane: i down like 1 to 3 shots, i dont have high tolerance for alcohol. so does coach so we dont end up really drunk

fuyuhiko: are we skipping the fact thAT NAGITO DRANK 13 SHOTS OF ALCOHOL

hajime: wh- NO OF COURSE NOT

kazuichi: is mikan awake???

chiaki: i doubt it

peko: i can ask for you.

mikan: w-wait! im here... do you- you need anything..?

sonia: drunk nagito

mikan: right!

nagito: stop. im fine,,,, let- let me rest.

hajime: are you sure?

nagito: yes hajime, im fine. and goodnighg wverybofy

hajime: if you say so..

chiaki: hes gonna be fine

hajime: HES NOT

fuyuhiko: chill

mikan: im- im gonna go back to sleep..

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